ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:44 pm

Iced up windows on my car, and me without a scraper.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:07 pm

Just got a better offer!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:37 pm

Kil Tyme wants to date me...have to go where the action is!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:41 pm

Later, I have a sort of emergency right now, you see, my Grandmother dropped acid and hijacked a schoolbus full of penguins so I really have to run right now....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:45 pm

Me no speak-a English...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 08, 2007 7:01 pm

No habla espanol....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:15 pm

Open chest cavity - need to stay home and stitch up.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:50 pm

Police have an APB out for me.
On second though... can I come over to YOUR place?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:53 pm

Quiet! I am still recovering from the vicious tequila hangover of my last date....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:18 pm

Rancid meat is giving me tummy problems. You can still come over if you want, but you might want to rub some Vicks under your nose.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:42 pm

Salivation problem. I can't stand the way you constantly drool....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:12 pm

Tutu dancing practice tonight. Now I just need to find a class.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:37 pm

Unable to comprehend any inkling of dating you.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:49 pm

Very well...I need more out of this relationship than I'm willing to put in.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:41 pm

Whining, Diving and Stinky Mining???
No, it's Wining, Dining and Sixty.... er, never mind.
If I have to explain it, it ain't worth it.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:49 am

X-tina wants me...yer out.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:47 pm

You really just don't know what a mixed bag of neurosis and mental dysfunctions I am.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:47 pm

Zippo ignated in my pants..... the burning!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:35 pm

Asthma getting really bad...and I know how you like to get me to breathe heavily.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:55 pm

Bad outbreak of herpes....

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