ABC Bad Things

Post by **balon!** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:46 pm

Poetry. Really BAD poetry.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:51 pm

Quiz games starring that guy from Full House

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:53 pm

Realizing the guy you picked up in the bar is that guy from Full House....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:54 pm

Snogging with the guy from Full House

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:52 am

Tripping on one's own shoelace.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:19 pm

upchucking popcorn

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:29 pm

Violent sneezing fits.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:36 pm

Wasted jerks calling at 2 in the morning asking for Pete who isn't home and then wanting to speak to you about his girlfriend Bobbi and how annoyed he is with her, and he thinks she's cheating on him and could be cheating with Pete and are you sure you aren't Pete 'cause if you are playin' him for a fool, he'll come over and kick your ass and then you hear him vomiting seconds later and then he gets back on the phone and asks who this is and why are you calling at this hour before he thinks you are a woman and starts hitting on you and wants you to coming over and he starts talking dirty and things really start getting uncomfortable and then you finally hang up.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:42 pm

X-rated video release......of you and your ex without your permission!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:57 pm

Yeast...when it isn't used in baking.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:59 pm

Zorro Comics.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:04 pm

Aristocracy

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:06 pm

Bulimia

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:23 pm

Cheezewhiz up your nose.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:39 pm

Dead baby birds on the sidewalk, only outdone by accidentally stepping on said bird.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:44 pm

Elephantitis of the face ................. and groin.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:35 pm

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman...who is peeking in the window and watching me.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:00 pm

Gravel stuck in the brown spot in your underwear.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:53 pm

Hemorrhoids, diarrhea, gonorrhea, piorrhea, and anything else with the rrh in the middle of the word.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:22 pm

Icky stuff, see Cagliostro's and Cheval's above posts....

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

ABC Bad Things