Who Would Win In A Fight?

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:49 pm

Smart money is on Gumby. Mr. Bill lives to die.

Here comes Mr. Bill's dog...

Dementors vs. Ring Wraiths

Post by **balon!** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:14 pm

The Wraiths. If some dork in round glasses can take out a dozen or so Dementors, Ring Wraiths would have NO trouble.

Final Fantasy VIII VS Final Fantasy VII

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 16, 2007 2:40 pm

The cast of Final Fantasy VIII are too busy playing cards to notice when the cast of Final Fantasy VII swoop and lay down some whoop-ass. But they make pretty corpses.

XTC vs Adam Ant

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu May 17, 2007 7:26 am

The Ant-man for costume (I always loved that punk-pirate look!), but the Xt's for music!

Boston Legal vs Ally McBeal

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:00 pm

Boston Legal pounds the cast of Ally McBeal into powder, with Callista surviving only by slipping between the cracks ('cause she thin, y'see).

The Eels vs. electric eels

Post by **balon!** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:15 pm

I assume the fight would be in water, so the Electric Eels. No question.

The Smashing Pumpkins VS a bunch of human sized inteligent pumpkins.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:19 pm

I suspect the pumpkins would roll over the scrawny members of the band.

U2 vs You Tube

Post by **balon!** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:21 pm

Gotta go with You Tube. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Oasis VS Puddle of Mud

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:32 pm

I really haven't listened to either one, although I'm pretty sure I've heard an Oasis song or two. I remember hearing that they borrowed a bit of the Beatles feel, so for that, I believe Puddle of Mud will swallow them up.

Meatloaf vs. meatloaf

Post by **balon!** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:32 pm

Meatloaf. His epic-rockness would blast the meatloaf like a....bat out of hell?

*cricket*

......bad pun.

White VS Black.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:13 am

In the context of BLACK hole over WHITE dwarf, I'm going with BLACK power...

Duct tape vs any other tape

Post by **balon!** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:34 am

Well, if all the other tapes teamed up because of the monopoly that Duct Tape has ovet their lives, I think they're rebellion would be successfull. Other Tapes win.

Chickens VS Turkeys.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:18 pm

The turkeys gobble gobble up the chickens.

Sorry, bad joke.

Cap'n Crunch vs. Toucan Sam

Post by **Cheval** » Fri May 18, 2007 11:46 pm

Cap'n Crunch by a landslide.
Tucan Sam seems to only be able to "follow his nose"...
... into Cap'n's right hooks.

My sister vs. Your sister.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon May 21, 2007 1:12 am

Yours probably - my sis is a pacifist...

Grebes vs Loons

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:14 pm

Grebes. Loons are crazy.

The Popcorn King vs. Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?

Post by **Cheval** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:30 pm

Elfgirl wrote:Yours probably - my sis is a pacifist...

Spoiler

I don't have a sister!

Stay Puff Marshmallow Man 'cause he's been in the movies fighting the Ghostbusters!

Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne
(Without using any superhero tactics)

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:49 pm

I'd say Clark Kent, as it isn't something he can just not be, which is super. Bruce Wayne is a normal human and as much as Clark would hold back, he'd still punch a hole in Bruce's chest cavity.

a dingo vs a javelina

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:50 am

Dingo of course...it eats babies.

Ronald McDonald vs Mickey Mouse

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:18 pm

Ronald McDonald would show his teeth and say, "Mickey, when you're down here with us....YOU'LL....FLOAT......TOO!" And down Mickey would go into the deadlights.

Clowns are scary.

Dumbo vs. the Little Mermaid

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Who Would Win In A Fight?