Okay, I'm kidding. I stole it from someone else. Who almost certainly stole it himself. I think this mystery had more to do with the 10 minute staring than ADD. And I thought ADD was Attention Deficit Disorder. My attention was all over this thing.
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
It's ok; I can delete it any time I like! For now, I'm content to let it stay, as I'm still trying to figure out whether or not Cagliostro is trying to be funny, or serious.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
I'm usually trying to be funny. I rarely succeed. I'm glad to see my little joke thread has taken off though. Hey, if everyone is having fun, keep it alive. But I leave it in your very capable hands if you don't want this mucking up your forum. But in saying "feel free to delete it," originally I was just indifferent, rather than being one way or another. I just thought since Yes had a thread, we needed a No thread. Thass' all.
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
I think it's truly ironic that the "No" thread is as long as the "Yes" thread.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Good point, the length of a true Yes song is measured with a calendar.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Lucimay wrote:if i see that penguin what that other penguin one more time...
The penguins?? What about that goofy Asian chick that does virtually the same face every time? What's up with that?
Oh, and a careful analysis reveals that the ice cracks under the penguin's feet before he is "struck" by the other penguin. He was already going into the water at that point. It's a fake.
Yes, I'm that good. I could work for the FBI, or something.
Malik23 wrote: What about that goofy Asian chick that does virtually the same face every time? What's up with that?
I think she's hot, but that's not important right now. No, what's important is the discovery that I'm apparently not schizophrenic, as I am sure my other personality would have deleted this thread by now if he indeed existed.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
Are you sure it is just one Asian chick? I always thought it was multiple ladies for some kinda campaign. The eyebrows do look suspiciously the same though...
And Dan...it's good to hear the drugs are working.
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
Cagliostro wrote:Are you sure it is just one Asian chick? I always thought it was multiple ladies for some kinda campaign. The eyebrows do look suspiciously the same though...
Nah its more than one chick.
But was there really any doubt about the penguin thing being fake?
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
More than one??? Are you guys serious? It's not even more than one expression! It's the same girl making virtually the same expressions each time. Please don't tell me I've been wrong all these years. I couldn't face the criticism that I thought all Asian girls look the same.
They're the same girl! In virtually the same pose! Someone back me up before I feel like a racist, please!
I've thought they were different girls from the get-go.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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