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Sunbaneglasses wrote:I shall always remain faithful to THOOLAH, or any other anti-Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.
So what you're saying is, you'll join anything. :wink:
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Ahhh the peace of the Temple of Linden Avery. Where only words of peace, enlightenment and yes some indecisiveness (she is a woman after all :wink: ) abound. There are still three more books to be written and I am thinking that Linden will play a large part in them, I predict that the day will come when a long line of THOOLAH members will come to kiss the feet of the holy statue of Linden Avery and on that day all members of THOOLAH will be received and fogiven by her humble grace. May that day come soon.
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Usivius wrote:(wow, i like it...)

My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.

Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.

I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.

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Count me a Linden Avery supporter. And Elina. I thought Elina was the most interesting aspect of the Illearth War, and I wouldn't have read the Second Chronicles without he dynamic of Linden added in. I'm glad SRD realized the need for variety, at least. His readers, on the other hand... ;)
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Linden Avery Supporter
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Bwahaha!

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Personally, I think Paris would make a better Terisa (dyed red/auburn), though I really think if we could time-warp Blair Brown into her twenties she would be the best.

As for Linden, Jodie Foster. None other.

P.S. ROFLMAO!!!!! :D :D 8O :D
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Hmm, HLT has given us the X-rated version of the Chronicles.

Regarding a younger Blair Brown as Terisa...I can't argue with that gorgeous red hair! :)

(We should have a Terisa emoticon.)
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Hmmm.... Is it my imagination, or did this thread suddenly become several messages shorter?
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IrrationalSanity wrote: P.S. ROFLMAO!!!!! :D :D 8O :D
I was hoping somebody would laugh!
:D
She was in a movie called "House of Wax" so I just made a few adjustments to mock the Linden lovers.
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Yeah, I thought it was funny, even thought I am a Linden Lover. Of course, if anything, that particular picture looks more like the way I envision Lena...
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IrrationalSanity wrote:Hmmm.... Is it my imagination, or did this thread suddenly become several messages shorter?
No, things have simply been re-organized as Vain has increased the posts per page to 20. There is a bug in the system that he is trying to iron out.

Or should I say: Vain is trying to restore Law to a Corrupted aspect of Kevin's Watch. :P
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Yay! Finally, a place where I belong! Hail Linden! And Elena, of course.
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By the way, I've never seen the new House of Wax. Did Paris show any sign of acting skill?
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Instead of, House of Linden, Temple of Elena - HOLTOE

it should be

Chosen Allied Members of Linden, Temple of Elena - CAMOLTOE
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IrrationalSanity wrote:By the way, I've never seen the new House of Wax. Did Paris show any sign of acting skill?
I think only the darkest levels of self-hate would make me see a Paris Hilton movie. "In punishing yourself, you come to merit punishment. This is Despite." :P
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Dawngreeter wrote:Instead of, House of Linden, Temple of Elena - HOLTOE

it should be

Chosen Allied Members of Linden, Temple of Elena - CAMOLTOE
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Hmmmm, House of Linden, Temple of Elena. I'm not sure why, but I have fondly developed the habit of dis pair... ;) get it?


...but seriously, <ohmmm>, yeah, totally, both chicks rock the Chrons, in their own, ummmmmm, idiom.

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Well, my thoughts are that Elena was a lot hotter than Linden, but she had that Big-Eye-Little-Eye thing going on, crazy as a sh*thouse rat, which can be kinda fun for a night or two but then you get worried about her turning on you and ending up as an ugly lampshade.

Linden might have been kinda hot (especially the way jwaneeta drew her, which was .... perky) but I think her whiney self-deprecating attitude would have been a wet blanket.


Lady Alif, on the other hand, is probably the hottest babe we've met there in that world...
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