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Not for the faint of heart...amongst the men anyway.
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"I am in no way a violent person" ? Says the woman who just pulled a guys nut off and tried to eat it.
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It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Poor bastard.
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I vomited half way through reading that......... :hairs: :faint:
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She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember.
She can't remember? Hmm. I guess blind rage can short-circuit your memory. That and maybe drugs, or alcohol.

Unbelievable.
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"I am in no way a violent person"
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I'd be curious to hear what her parameters are for a violent person. :screwy:
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"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff"? What the hell was her intention then?!
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Just how hard would you have to pull? I wonder how much of the scrotum came off? Could he have also been desacked? I just can't get my mind around this one.
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Hmm...and surely the strength of grip required to detach a testicle by force would also mash it into pulp in the process?...

Ok, my own scrotum is beginning to throb (in an unpleasant way) in sympathy. Time to stop thinking about the logistics.
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Did he not defend himself?
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Sharp fingernails?
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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I just vomited again halfway through reading this thread! 8O
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Oh, good. My plan is coming into fruition....


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