Oh criminey...
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don't you love how jenn says that in the Cop Voice!!!Cameraman Jenn wrote:DONT YOU DARE! BLOODGUARD BOB! PUT DOWN THE POTATO AND STEP AWAY FROM THE MICROWAVE!

you should be a kitchen cop jenn!!!!

you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I GET HOME!
At least put on your damn safety glasses and make sure you put the animals far far away from the kitchen. Plus, every bit of the mess had best be cleaned up BEFORE I get home or there will be HELL TO PAY!

Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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ARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I think you ought to take the advice of your own tagline MISTER!
I think you ought to take the advice of your own tagline MISTER!
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THAT'S IT! NO MORE OF THE DELICIOUS LASAGNA FOR YOU! IT'S OKRA AND TRIPE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS WHILE I DINE ON YUMMY STUFF!
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ugh! peeyooh.hacking cough!
no longer hearsay.
was forced to abort experiment at 15min.22sec. due to extreme odor and smoke.
potato is intact, smoking, and gives off a foul odor resembling burned potatoes.
it has shrivled to half it's normal size and is considerably lighter due to, it is assumed, dehydration.
although the theories in question are no longer hearsay, one is struck wondering what the full 21 minutes could have done to a five ounce potato.
tomorrow we resume our experiment with the effects of a microwave vs. a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich
i like okra and tripe
no longer hearsay.
was forced to abort experiment at 15min.22sec. due to extreme odor and smoke.
potato is intact, smoking, and gives off a foul odor resembling burned potatoes.
it has shrivled to half it's normal size and is considerably lighter due to, it is assumed, dehydration.
although the theories in question are no longer hearsay, one is struck wondering what the full 21 minutes could have done to a five ounce potato.
tomorrow we resume our experiment with the effects of a microwave vs. a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich
i like okra and tripe

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That's it, I am unplugging the microwave and hiding it when I get home. 

Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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For those of you who thought BGB and I were kidding....
I arrived home and found the window open and the fans going full blast. A lingering odor of burnt yuck hangs in the air of the apartment.


Thank you very much High Lord Tolkien.
I arrived home and found the window open and the fans going full blast. A lingering odor of burnt yuck hangs in the air of the apartment.


Thank you very much High Lord Tolkien.

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DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY!


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High Lord Tolkien, WHEN we meet, I am so going to kick you in the shins. I still love you buddy but you need a serious kick in the shins. Or at least a hard flick on the nose. BGB is on work leave with a back injury and BORED out of his skull, DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS!
Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh...
Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh...

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Ok, but just so you know, if that's the condition, it means not until 2015!Cameraman Jenn wrote: Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh...![]()
Sorry.

Seriously, I think we could still smell it on damp days for like a year.
I laughed so hard at his posts though!
It was perfect.
If I remember correctly if he let it go a few more minutes it would have ended up looking like a fluffy piece of pastry.....made out of compressed carbon dust.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:High Lord Tolkien, WHEN we meet, I am so going to kick you in the shins. I still love you buddy but you need a serious kick in the shins. Or at least a hard flick on the nose. BGB is on work leave with a back injury and BORED out of his skull, DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS!
Allright, it was funny to an extent, BUT seriously DO NOT encourage him. At least not until the smell goes away totally....sheesh...![]()
whoa, whoa. why pick on HLT? he brought up the valid point that it is but hearsay that a tato turns to carbon after 20 minutes in a microwave. would you not want to know the truth? nay, the FACT? some might have said to themselves,"ok...potato in the microwave. whatever HLT." thinking it were an urban legend. but now the truth is ours. if i had only cooked the tato 5 min. i would have put it in a different thread but this is "oh, criminey..." we're SAVING people here, one pyrex cassarole dish at a time.

now, balon...does it have to be Ivory saop?

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