What one thing should TC have taken to the Land with him?

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Stone and sea!!
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How about Gildenlode wagons that don't need horses?
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And then they will be building freeways everywhere and Foul's corruption will be causing traffic jams and accidents...
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Mistweave wrote:And then they will be building freeways everywhere and Foul's corruption will be causing traffic jams and accidents...
Ooh like in Maximum Overdrive :D

Alright, I'll see if I can wrangle this back on track.

Some crampons and lines etc for getting down off KW a bit easier?
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A different piece of white gold that he could leave behind for the Lords to study.
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How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved. :-)
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clearfrontier wrote:How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved. :-)
Well, I'm not even sure they had cattle in the Land. Presumably they did, though. Anyway, another way to cool the milk would be to put an arghule in a room, then you could store all your perishables homogenously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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clearfrontier wrote:How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved. :-)
Well, I'm not even sure they had cattle in the Land. Presumably they did, though. Anyway, another way to cool the milk would be to put an arghule in a room, then you could store all your perishables homogenously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Genius!!!!!! :lol: :D
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covenant should have taken his shotgun... as we know he had one... well i would have...

just imagine in stonemight woodhelven "now we're going to kill you unbeliever"

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lol, after thought -

Nekrimah, Vain! Get my gun!

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dAN wrote:
clearfrontier wrote:How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved. :-)
Well, I'm not even sure they had cattle in the Land. Presumably they did, though. Anyway, another way to cool the milk would be to put an arghule in a room, then you could store all your perishables homogenously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
arghule-driven refrigeration! Absolute classic!
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roflmao!! :haha: :haha:

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well, ive seen shotguns and chemistry books...but they havent gone all the way...


shotgun, chainsaw, and a crap load of attitude...


go Army of Darkness on everybody's asses...
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:D "this is my BOOM stick!"
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"If any of you primates so much as touches me..."
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clearfrontier wrote:"If any of you primates so much as touches me..."
:-)

PUH-leeeze. I've met Thomas Covenant, and Bruce Campbell is no Thomas Covenant. After re-reading Theodore Sturgeon's classic short story "It Was Nothing, Really!", I think TC should have brought a roll of toilet paper, for it's tactical properties. Speaking of TP, how did one go about taking a dump in the land? Was there some special kind of bush (Analiantha, perhaps) that had special quilted, square leaves that you could tear off at the perforations after doing your business; and did those leaves have special hemmorhoid-preventative properties?

Somehow, I feel I just averted Clear from starting a new topic... :screwy:
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Sorry dAN but I'm not privy to that information.
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:LOLS: privy.... was that intentional?
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geez i hope not
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What to take, what to take. How about a phsycoanalyst to take to fouls crech and give Lord Fouls some much needed reasurances about his childhood.
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