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My my .. Lord Tolkien
What big umm ..
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you have there!
What's this silver looking ring doing on my finger?
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I am really hoping thats not Lord Tolkien in that picture, or I am gonna need counseling.
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:huh: Yeah, lets just pretend that Ur Dead never made that post and move on.

Anyway, Elena was always a hottie to me so that's how i picture her (obviously minus the Hooter's teeshirt)
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:Anyway, Elena was always a hottie to me so that's how i picture her (obviously minus the Hooter's teeshirt)
Yeah, I'd imagine her topless as well. :twisted:
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HLT -- please paintshop out the t shirt and repost!!!!


i didnt know the High Lords had access to silicon implants
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They don't... I believe some sort of Word of Power is used for this work. Melons curvyon boobatha!
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iQuestor wrote:HLT -- please paintshop out the t shirt and repost!!!!
Then she would just be wearing a textured black robe covered up to her neck. :P
iQuestor wrote:i didnt know the High Lords had access to silicon implants
That hurtloam is a heck-of-a drug!
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HLT said :
That hurtloam is a heck-of-a drug!

don't you mean...


Hooter-loam?
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What was wrong with those two hooters I posted??

They're real big ones too!!

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iQuestor wrote:HLT -- please paintshop out the t shirt and repost!!!!

i didnt know the High Lords had access to silicon implants
Wayfriend wrote:They don't... I believe some sort of Word of Power is used for this work. Melons curvyon boobatha!

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iQuestor wrote:Honorable Order Of The Elena Ressurection Society
HOOTERS
Wayfriend wrote:How about Better Respect Avery.

You guys slay me.

I'm altering the title of this thread. Pray I don't alter it any further...


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Seeing as how I'm not as regular a visitor to The Watch as I would like, can someone tell me (or link me to) why Linden has become so reviled in the minds of some on this site? (aka THOOLAH)
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DirectorDios wrote:...
ps. The "search" feature of the board does not seem to be working, or I'm retarded...one of the two.
Could be BOTH! :P ;)

BTW, the Search function is being repaired! :)
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Creator wrote:BTW, the Search function is being repaired! :)
Woo-hoo! Go Creator!
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DirectorDios wrote:Seeing as how I'm not as regular a visitor to The Watch as I would like, can someone tell me (or link me to) why Linden has become so reviled in the minds of some on this site? (aka THOOLAH)
Because she took primacy away from TC in 2nd Chronicles? I'm not really sure beyond that. Of course, I freely admit that I liked the 2nd chrons better than the first, so I'm a little wierd here... :D
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Relayer wrote:
Creator wrote:BTW, the Search function is being repaired! :)
Woo-hoo! Go Creator!
I'm just reporting - da man VAIN is working on it! :P
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IrrationalSanity wrote:
DirectorDios wrote:Seeing as how I'm not as regular a visitor to The Watch as I would like, can someone tell me (or link me to) why Linden has become so reviled in the minds of some on this site? (aka THOOLAH)
Because she took primacy away from TC in 2nd Chronicles? I'm not really sure beyond that. Of course, I freely admit that I liked the 2nd chrons better than the first, so I'm a little wierd here... :D



well, that explains the Irrational part. what about Sanity?

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DirectorDios wrote:Seeing as how I'm not as regular a visitor to The Watch as I would like, can someone tell me (or link me to) why Linden has become so reviled in the minds of some on this site? (aka THOOLAH)
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I think people just have trouble dealing with a strong, assertive woman who also happens to be bat-shit insane, and equally important, or more so than, Thomas Covenant.

That and she's hot.
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Emotional Leper wrote:and equally important, or more so than, Thomas Covenant.
A winner is you! ;)

Seriously, that's part of my problem. I don't like her personality to begin with, but I'm REALLY sick of her stealing the show from a character I love.
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