I knew a guy who used to say that if he ever became a radio newscaster, he'd use the on-air name Rip Reed (as in "rip and read").
Well, it was funny at the time!
The "New York Times Best-Selling Book" thing? It's already been done, kinda: "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by Dave Eggers. (It *was* a pretty good book, tho I'm not sure it quite lived up to its title...)
I'm with Luci. I'd use my real name, and for the same reason.
EZ Board Survivor
"Dreaming isn't good for you unless you do the things it tells you to." -- Three Dog Night (via the GI)
The "New York Times Best-Selling Book" thing? It's already been done, kinda: "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by Dave Eggers. (It *was* a pretty good book, tho I'm not sure it quite lived up to its title...)
I'm with Luci. I'd use my real name, and for the same reason.
yeah...its sittin on my TBR shelf, where its BEEN sitting since i bought it and couldn't get past the first few pages (or prologue or whatever). but GREAT title, huh! i bought it just for the title.
and YEAH, RIGHT ON ali!! (we'll show THEM one of these days when we publish our OWN heartbreaking works of staggering genius!! )
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
I know we're not supposed to put serious responses here, but...
"Mara Mierlinde" or "Mara Gettinger"
(No, neither of them are intended to sound like anything.)
Or maybe I'd go for a first name that's totally DND-style made-up. (I say, this, but I wouldn't.) In RPG's, I've lately been liking the names "Wistrene" or "Wierza."
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor
"In spite of much that militates against quietness there are people who still read books. They are the people who keep me going."
-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"