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Just try and make me go out with you! I'll slap a restraining order on you so fast it will make your head spin.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Kind of bummed out after stiking out with your Mom...call me in a few weks.
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Let me just say this one more time. We never had a date. All I said was that you didn't stink today. That's not an invitation to anything. Leave me alone!!!!!
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My, my. Persistent arent' we? Can you say "Stalker"? Say hello to Mr Plod as he slaps your ass in jail...
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Neptune is aligning with Saturn and is also in conjunction with Mars.

Need I say any more???
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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Post by bloodguard bob »

On our last date you shot me.
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puh-LEEEZ!! What do you think I am - desperate?
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Post by Cheval »

Q from Star Trek told me not to date you.
I have to respect his request or else he will vaporize me.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! (grab coconut shells and ride off)
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Sheesh man, Ize schtill na drunk efuff. passatakeela....hic
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Elfgirl wrote:Tsk tsk (non alphabetical of ya Stormy!) - where have all the REAL men gone?
*Ack. Edited. Uhhh, I'll just go back to T...

Terribly sorry, but I'm allergic to people with chronic halitosis, so I won't be able to take you or your grandmother out this evening.
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Tsk tsk (non alphabetical of ya Stormy!) - where have all the REAL men gone?
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Post by stormrider »

Unless you've got about 3 million dollars, you're not worth my time -- now get off my property before I call the cops.
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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Post by Cheval »

Volkswagon broke down. Can't go anywhere without my "Vee-Wee".
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Without make-up you kinda look like my brother.
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X-rays have revealed I only have 3 months to live, and spending even a minute with you is a serious waste of my time!
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You've gained weight.
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Post by stormrider »

Zoloft prescription ran out, and there's no way I can face being in your company without medication.
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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Accidentally forgot to say no.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Cheval »

Before I can go out on a date with you, you just got to get rid of that giant zit that sits atop your shoulders!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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