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Deep Dish Barbie - jumbo sized barbie who stopped eating rabbit food.
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Epee wielding Barbie.
"I use my gun whenever kindness fails"



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Frathouse Barbie...has been down on everything but the Titanic.
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Good Girl Barbie. Actually is an empty box.
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Ho Barbie - ...same as Frathouse, but you have to pay her.
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Icelandic Barbie - even blonder than normal!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Jerky Barbie...made from real beef!
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(Karma-Induced) Unfortunate Boating Accident Barbie -- comes with detachable scalp
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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Loser Barbie - comes dressed in track pants, with smoke in mouth and black roots showing.
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"Mother's Little Helper" Barbie -- comes with a variety of pills (uppers, downers, you name it) to help Barbie get through her day
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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Nicotine Barbie--now with chain-smoking action grip!
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Opium Den Barbie - comes with her own stash! (Price upon request...)
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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Pothead Barbie (thought I would keep with the flow)
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Quaalude Barbie -- very realistic: she walks and talks (then stumbles and passes out mid-sentence!)

(Since there seems to be a drug trend...)
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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Rohypnol Barbie (aka Date-Rape Barbie). Comes complete with disheveled, stained clothing!
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Solipsist Barbie - Hard to get your head around her.
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Transcendental Barbie - comes with inscense and meditation mat.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Up Your Ass Barbie. (Lube sold seperately)
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Violent Barbie
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Wet'n'Wild Barbie -- have your own wet T-shirt contest!
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”

“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”

"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
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