Kevin's Bandage

[Forestal]

personally i dont think theres anything unusual about kevin's bandage. in the middle of a war its to be expected.

i think your all delving far too deep into something that really doesn't have a hidden meaning.

[dlbpharmd]

personally i dont think theres anything unusual about kevin's bandage. in the middle of a war its to be expected.

i think your all delving far too deep into something that really doesn't have a hidden meaning.

That is entirely possible, and if we asked SRD he might say the same thing. It's still fun to speculate.

[dANdeLION]

personally i dont think theres anything unusual about kevin's bandage. in the middle of a war its to be expected.

i think your all delving far too deep into something that really doesn't have a hidden meaning.

I completely disagree. It is of utmost importance that we unearth the reasons why Kevin wore a bandage, or bandana if you will, on his head. So I did a goggle search. It turns out that after the Ritual of Desecration, Kevin narrowly escaped to a small, yet comfortable beach house on the coast of northern California. Impressed by the incredible low end tones produced by the ritual, Kevin went to the nearest Sam Ash store and bought a Bass guitar and amplifier, then went on to front the heavy metal band "Kevin and the Landwasters". This was in the late '80's, when leg warmers and bandanas were in style. Unfortunately, Kevin died shortly thereafter while enacting the Ritual of Defecation too close to an open flame. His gaseous form was then shuttled back to the Land, where he awaited his post-death occupation of freaking out and killing innocent women.

[birdandbear]

ROFL!!!

Bravo!

[aTOMiC]

personally i dont think theres anything unusual about kevin's bandage. in the middle of a war its to be expected.

i think your all delving far too deep into something that really doesn't have a hidden meaning.

I completely disagree. It is of utmost importance that we unearth the reasons why Kevin wore a bandage, or bandana if you will, on his head. So I did a goggle search. It turns out that after the Ritual of Desecration, Kevin narrowly escaped to a small, yet comfortable beach house on the coast of northern California. Impressed by the incredible low end tones produced by the ritual, Kevin went to the nearest Sam Ash store and bought a Bass guitar and amplifier, then went on to front the heavy metal band "Kevin and the Landwasters". This was in the late '80's, when leg warmers and bandanas were in style. Unfortunately, Kevin died shortly thereafter while enacting the Ritual of Defecation too close to an open flame. His gaseous form was then shuttled back to the Land, where he awaited his post-death occupation of freaking out and killing innocent women.

Yeah, I read that too on Matt Drudge. Wasn't there a picture on the web site with Kevin and a young Bill Clinton? It may have been doctored. I'm not sure. I think the "Landwasters" are still touring in the northeast. They might be opening for Journey or April Wine. I read that Kevin's original drummer Angel Shetland died of a drug overdose and Kevin began wearing the bandana as an homage to "Shet". When Kevin was finally killed by Burbank cops on a routine traffic stop, we all shed a tear and music hasn't been the same since. I'm glad he found something interesting to do in THE LAND.

[danlo]

Kevin's bandage covered a sore festering wound that arose from slamming his head repeatedly on Revelstone's walls while saying, "Doh how could I have been so stupid and let my friends die!"

[Guest]

I read that Kevin's original drummer Angel Shetland died of a drug overdose.....

I thought he died of spontaneous combustion.

Or was that Joe "Mama" Besser?

Or Peter "James" Bond?

Eric "Stumpy Joe"Childs?

John "Stumpy" Pepys?

Viv Savage?

Mick Shrimpton?

Ric Shrimpton?

Answer: All of the above.

[stinkpile]

I read that Kevin's original drummer Angel Shetland died of a drug overdose.....

I thought he died of spontaneous combustion.

I thought that was just a rumor.

[aTOMiC]

Kevin's bandage covered a sore festering wound that arose from slamming his head repeatedly on Revelstone's walls while saying, "Doh how could I have been so stupid and let my friends die!"

Most likely Danlo. I wonder if it was against a rough and jagged pillar in the hall of gifts. I especially liked the "Doh!"

[dANdeLION]

Kevin's bandage covered a sore festering wound that arose from slamming his head repeatedly on Revelstone's walls while saying, "Doh how could I have been so stupid and let my friends die!"

Most likely Danlo. I wonder if it was against a rough and jagged pillar in the hall of gifts. I especially liked the "Doh!"

...and here I thought he burned his forehead trying to get the part of Bullseye in the Daredevil movie.

But what about Foamfollower? He cut his forehead pretty badly, too. I still think there's an underlying theme here.

[dANdeLION]

I read that Kevin's original drummer Angel Shetland died of a drug overdose.....

I thought he died of spontaneous combustion.

Or was that Joe "Mama" Besser?

Or Peter "James" Bond?

Eric "Stumpy Joe"Childs?

John "Stumpy" Pepys?

Viv Savage?

Mick Shrimpton?

Ric Shrimpton?

Answer: All of the above.

Oops! This post was mine; all mine!

[aTOMiC]

Indeed.