under the cleverly deceptive guise of enrolling Ylva into her meatball missile guidance course .. takes Ylva to a "coping with meatball induced delusions and insanity class"
leaves sacred meatball in fridge
*mmm .. lols .. i am the keeper of the sacred meatball*
wonders if sacred meatball has special powers
keep smiling
'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
Of course the sacred meatball has super powers. No matter where you aim to throw it, it will always end up in your eye - like a boomerang or chakram...
I would of course take the sacred meatball out of the fridge, but on my return from the course I unfortunately slipped on a piece of pölsa that someone carelessly had left on the floor.
Actually I do not know how this Sacred Meatball of Revelmud work. It might explode when you pull the pin and count to approximately 4 or it could work with some kind of wild magic only controllable by certain people (not me since it went straight in my eye). However you are welcome to try the Wild Sacred Meatball of Revelmud if you have the curage. Be careful! It might breake the Arch of Vegetables and thereby let unpleasant potatoes loose in the world - then we would have had our last chips (wrong expression...? Might be... In swedish: we would have had planted our last potato...).
*tiptoes carefully into the room*
Hello?? Anyone here?? I heard there was a foodfight on??
*looks at piles of unidentified goo on the floor (formerly known as Lord Soufle)*
Oh I'm too late then...
*throws a bowl of boiled rice pudding in the general direction of the right corner*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
Oy! What was that!!?? Here I was, quietly enjoying the forgotten stash of chocolate ice cream here in the corner, thinking it was all over, when I get beaned in the noggin with a bowl of rice pudding!!
WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT!!
*Lobs the nearest thing to hand at Ermin - a trayful of Devilled eggs!*
Have at thee!!!
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
*SPLAT* A whole trayfull of devilled eggs right in the face!! *splutter*
Ohhh! I'll get you!
*throws a handfull of pickled herrings at B&B*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
"A bundle of kidney beans"
How do you bundle kidneybeans!?
* reaches into the hidden secret refridgerator*
Ill give you for kidneybeans!
* empties a bottle of last years rancid eggnog over Covenant Jr*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
* lobs the empty bottle of eggnog at Hiers retreating back*
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon
No no no you're the God of misspelling! You're called Hierachy not Tytyvullus, right?
"It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for."
--Dorothy Sayers, Busman's Honeymoon