Only if you don't CRY!!Jove wrote:We are talking onions now, right?
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Astavyastataa Kadna
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O-gon-cho
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Something to tide us over...
What is your battle cry?
What is your battle cry?
..my Galley duties are known even to random generators...amazing...Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the hotel lobby! It is O-gon-cho, hands clutching a burning branch! She howls thunderously:
"I'm going to smack you until you smell like barbeque, and plug you into a power plant!"
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I'm Murrin
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Maeror got stuck at "are you a girl or a guy".
Edit: I went ahead anyway (turns out gender doesn't affect the quote, btw), and it was just too appropriate to not share:
Edit: I went ahead anyway (turns out gender doesn't affect the quote, btw), and it was just too appropriate to not share:
Running out of the candy store, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh Maeror! And he gives an ominous roar:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is Simjen, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams apocalyptically:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
Said she, "What I get I get out of the fire,
So prithee, strike home and redouble the blow."
So prithee, strike home and redouble the blow."
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Astavyastataa Kadna
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Mistress Cathy
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Looks like I got a screwdriver also,Who is that, prowling out of the mountains! It is Jove, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She screams gutterally:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"
So, I tried my alter-ego:
Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the plains! It is Caamora, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you harder than God thought possible!!!"
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Astavyastataa Kadna
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O-gon-cho
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I don't think the generator likes my alter ego very much...
Such language!! While it still conjured up a cooking imagery, this generator doesn't know Menolly very well...Skulking through the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Menolly! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you're pissing shit, then make toast!!!"
Sprinting out of the fields, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lord Adomorn! And he gives a booming roar:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!:haha:Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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O-gon-cho
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Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour.
They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.
Long ago in the russian hills,
A victorian explorer found the regal hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
He came home to london,
And made a present of the hogweed to the royal gardens at kew.
Waste no time!
They are approaching.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless.
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom.
Still theyre invincible,
Still theyre immune to all our herbicidal battering.
Fashionable country gentlemen had some cultivated wild gardens,
In which they innocently planted the giant hogweed throughout the land.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed,
Preparing for an onslaught, threatening the human race.
The dance of the giant hogweed
Mighty hogweed is avenged.
Human bodies soon will know our anger.
Kill them with your hogweed hairs
Heracleum mantegazziani
Giant hogweed lives
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour.
They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.
Long ago in the russian hills,
A victorian explorer found the regal hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
He came home to london,
And made a present of the hogweed to the royal gardens at kew.
Waste no time!
They are approaching.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless.
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom.
Still theyre invincible,
Still theyre immune to all our herbicidal battering.
Fashionable country gentlemen had some cultivated wild gardens,
In which they innocently planted the giant hogweed throughout the land.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed,
Preparing for an onslaught, threatening the human race.
The dance of the giant hogweed
Mighty hogweed is avenged.
Human bodies soon will know our anger.
Kill them with your hogweed hairs
Heracleum mantegazziani
Giant hogweed lives
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Astavyastataa Kadna
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OMG ... the end is truly here!! HORRIBLE!! 
Not only did Nor Yekith leave ... but ... ... it must be some CRUEL trick of the World Breaker!!! He has been ... his record in history ... OMG ... TRANSFORMED ....
into ....
My Wickham
It MUST be Armageddon!!
Not only did Nor Yekith leave ... but ...
... it must be some CRUEL trick of the World Breaker!!! He has been ... his record in history ... OMG ... TRANSFORMED ....into ....
My Wickham
It MUST be Armageddon!!
Perhaps one of my mortal companions of old, before the shattering. Such things would not be impossible now that the dead walk amogst the living.Xar wrote:...and an old friend of one of the gods came to visit again...
Running across the plains, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Norn! And she gives a low cry:
"Hail the blood-letting! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Who is that, striding along the wasteland! It is Mithyaat Vam, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She howls gutterally:
"I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder, and add a notch to my bedpost!"
heh.
"I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder, and add a notch to my bedpost!"
heh.you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Astavyastataa Kadna
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