v ^ < Game

[Cagliostro]

^ Apparently has never heard of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and really should, but should start with anything but the recent motion picture.
< Secretly, and not-so-secretly, crushes on many of the Watch ladies. Elfgirl is definitely on the list, but has to now move from secret to not-so-secret.
V Secretly secretes.

[dlbpharmd]

^ gives me pink, flowery hankies when I do
< incredibly bored right now
v drives a green Gremlin

[Cagliostro]

^ Is almost correct. I drive a green Ford Fucus...uhh...Focus named Kermit.

< has gremlins under the hood

^ has gremlins in their pants

[Cheval]

^ Thinks that "Gremlins" was the best movie ever made
< Gets sick and tired of illness and fatigue
v Loves to watch soap operas in their underwear while eating Cheetos.

[Damelon]

^ Thank you for the tip on the Cheetos

< Can''t wait to get on the road later

v Appeared on Jerry Springer

[emotional leper]

^ Needs to get their front right brakeline check... no reason.

< Did appear on the Unaired Episode of Jerry Springer involving people who wish they were fictional characters and the authors and rockstars with restraining orders out against them. Deemed too graphic for Human Consumption. Used by Vogons as Poetry.

V Can't tell the difference between a Zork reference and a HHGttG reference, either.

[Cameraman Jenn]

^ Is absolutely correct about the zorg thingy
< Made her very first international phone call today to South Africa
v Likes to sleep in fuzzy footie kiddie pajamas

[Cheval]

^ Makes wrong number calls to South Africa.
< Not only likes to sleep in fuzzy footie kiddie pajamas,
but likes to drink from sippy cups.
v Becomes emotionally involved with the goldfish that
Wal-Mart sells.

[dlbpharmd]

^ Promised to stop stalking me when I'm at Walmart
< Mad as hell that it's my first day off in 12 days and I'm awake before 6am
v Has red teeth from slurping Jello shots last night

[Damelon]

^ Forgot to turn off the alarm clock
< Jello is good for you
v Lost car in the parking lot yesterday

[Cheval]

^ Likes to wrestle in jello also
< Found car... stripped down to the chassis
v sings "Y.M.C.A." when showering

[Cagliostro]

^ likes the term "warm transfer"

< includes the hand gestures to YMCA while singing in the shower

V only eats in the nude.

[Cameraman Jenn]

^ Has obviously been spying on me in my dining room
< Has the world's cutest chihuahua
v Likes to sing along with Journey's Greatest Hits while driving

[Cheval]

^ Opened herself to different descriptions to "world's cutest chihuahua".

< Happens to like Journey enough to seen them 3 times.

v Is actually from Mars

[Cagliostro]

^ had to journey to see Journey

< Has obviously been spying on Cameraman Jenn in her dining room

V Thinks the word "noodle" is funny

[Cheval]

^ Has alot of spying equipment.
< "tee-hee-hee.... Cagliostro said noodle!"
v likes to wear diapers when at parties

[dlbpharmd]

^ Doesn't realize the diuretic effects of Pepsi
< Nearly roasted in 108 degree weather in Memphis today
v Gets incontinent when listening to Barry Manilow

[Cameraman Jenn]

^ Has no idea how terrifying Barry Manilow is!
< Is being nagged by Bloodguard Bob
v Has red leather hotpants

[Cheval]

^ likes being nagged by Bloodguard Bob.
< hey, the hotpants aren't real leather!
v thinks that trying is the first step to failure.

[Cameraman Jenn]

^ Could not be more wrong
< Thinks "Do or do not, there is no try" is the wisest thing Yoda ever said
v Likes to sniff glue