Don't know how I missed this thread back then. But Wayfriend... Truly incredible!!!!
Wayfriend wrote:You know, this whole topic puts me in mind of a song...
Who can make a Sunbane,
Sprinkle it with rue?
Cover it with Riders, and a Raver-bee or two.
Lord Foul man, Lord Foul man can,
Lord Foul man can cuz he's stuck in the Earth
and the Earth won't do.
Who can take a Rainbow,
Inflict it with a wound?
Put banes in the Earth and make the Land's Creator swoon.
The Despiser man, the Despiser man can,
The Despiser man can cuz he's got it in for Thomas
and the Arch of Time too.
The Grey Slayer makes
everything he hates
Despair-laiden or Corrupted.
He needs to be interrupted
before Mount Thunder has erupted!
Who can take your ex-wife,
Posess her with a dream,
Fill your heart with sorrow and collect your self-esteem.
Lord Foul man, Lord Foul man can,
Lord Foul man can cuz he's archetypal evil
and he smells bad, too.