Are you ready for some (SEC) Football???!!

[Menolly]

SBG, that is a$$-kicking fantastic!! Is it an original piece? May I send it out to fellow Gator fans? Or link them here, if they'll come?

[dlbpharmd]

Can your fellow Gator fans read, Menolly?

[Menolly]

Can your fellow Gator fans read, Menolly?

Welll...



...that was a good come back, finally, dlb...

...hoping EL doesn't see me say that...

[dlbpharmd]

Hey Menolly, why do Florida grads keep their diplomas in the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

[Menolly]

Hey Menolly, why do Florida grads keep their diplomas in the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

*wishing I knew such jokes to retaliate with*

[dlbpharmd]

[Hyperception]

Why is Volunteer Orange so hard to look at?

So it will keep drivers out of the road maintenance zones...

[dlbpharmd]

What's the most common thing heard from a Florida grad?

"Do you want fries with that?"

[emotional leper]

What's the most common thing heard from a Florida grad?

"Do you want fries with that?"

Still worried about losing my job over the UF/Ten Game.

[Menolly]

Why is Volunteer Orange so hard to look at?

So it will keep drivers out of the road maintenance zones...

Oh G-ds...

dlb, please don't encourage him...

Still worried about losing my job over the UF/Ten Game.

Get that enrollment process to become a 'Cock (...grumble...gripe...) underway and this shouldn't be an issue...

[Hyperception]

What do Tennessee Sorority Sisters do when they wake up in the morning?

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...walk home.

[Menolly]

...Paul!!!!...

[dlbpharmd]

A fellow walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Florida joke.

"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Florida football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Florida. That guy in the corner was Florida's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Florida. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."

[Menolly]

...shaking head and muttering to self...

"too late, too late, too late..."

...although that's one you didn't tell me via PM, dlb...you were holding back on the better ones, huh?

[Hyperception]

...shaking head and muttering to self...

"too late, too late, too late..."

A freshman at Tennessee decided to try out for the football team.

"Can you tackle?" the coach asked.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," the coach said. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," the freshman said. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a 100-yard dash.

"Great!" the coach said. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

[dlbpharmd]

How do you define mass confusion?

Father's Day in The Swamp.

[jelerak]

How do you get a Bama grad to leave your porch?

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Pay him for the pizza.

[jelerak]

To dlbpharmd :

Please tell me that Robert Meachem isn't going to be the bust in the NFL for the Saints that he is appearing to turn out to be...please???

(4 catches for 32 yards and 1 TD in the entire pre-season, and reported to camp overweight and out of shape)

[dlbpharmd]

Jelerak:

We're all surprised by that as well. Meachem only really had 1 good year at UT, which was last year. He really should have stayed at UT for his Senior year. My hope is that he loses weight fast and gets his head on straight.

[Hyperception]

Two Tennessee grads, a Florida grad and a Notre Dame grad were climbing a mountain one day. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be outdone, one Tennessee grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Vols!"

Seeing this, the Florida grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Gators!" and pushed the other Tennessee grad fan off the side of the mountain.