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TC pushed her off!
LOL!

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High Lord Tolkien wrote:TC pushed her off!
LOL!

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Thaaaannnnks HLT! I needed a really good laugh this morning! That's brilliant! Not meaning to encourage "the other side" but :yourock:
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:TC pushed her off!
LOL!

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High Lord Tolkien wrote:
Sunbaneglasses wrote:There could be different levels of na-Thoolah,such as na-Thoolah-cro,and na-Thoolah-wist :lol: .
Excuse me, the Clave is evil.
THOOLAH is not!

Consider yourself on a two day THOOLAH suspension!
Sarcasm!HLT,sarcasm!I would expect it to over a Linden lovers head,but not yours :roll: . :trout: THOOLAH is the farthest thing from evil,that is what made the reference ironic and funny.


edit:Ok HLT,I forgive you.
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Sunbaneglasses wrote:
High Lord Tolkien wrote:
Sunbaneglasses wrote:There could be different levels of na-Thoolah,such as na-Thoolah-cro,and na-Thoolah-wist :lol: .
Excuse me, the Clave is evil.
THOOLAH is not!

Consider yourself on a two day THOOLAH suspension!
Sarcasm!HLT,sarcasm!I would expect it to over a Linden lovers head,but not yours :roll: . :trout: THOOLAH is the farthest thing from evil,that is what made the reference ironic and funny.

No, The House of Linden are sneaky and crafty.
Did you see how Xar took your words and spread them as truth?



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If you listen to the Martians' cry in the War of the Worlds album I swear they yell out 'THOOLAH' not 'HOOOLA!'. Which suggests THOOLAH is evil and all members will eventually be wiped out by bacteria.
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Loremaster wrote:If you listen to the Martians' cry in the War of the Worlds album I swear they yell out 'THOOLAH' not 'HOOOLA!'. Which suggests THOOLAH is evil and all members will eventually be wiped out by bacteria.
:lol:
But you probably think Satan and Santa are the same too because the letters are similar.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who summoned santa when he wanted satan?
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Hahaha... That's great, HLT. Nice photoshopping.-jay
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Loremaster wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who summoned santa when he wanted satan?
:lol: That image is stuck in my head now...
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How did Linden make it thru medical school in her fragile emotional state?"The patient is bleeding out doctor!","doctor?","get doctor Walters in here!Dr Avery is crying into her hands again"! "We need a crashcart,a box of tissue,and a therapist!Stat!" :lol:
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My enemy, the Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters, I come with news.

I have heard rumors that one of your most loyal followers is now ready to stand against you! They have read the pages of the new tome Fatal Revenant and have been enlightened.

They have seen our lady, the lovely Linden Avery, for the wonderful and complex woman she is. They have seen Linden's strengths (as well as her weaknesses) and embraced her for her humanity. They are no longer faithful to your order nor your doctrine. They have confessed to me their secret conversion.

Come forth, ye Lover of Linden. Reveal yourself to those whom you have pledged allegiance to in the past. Tell them the error of their ways!

THOOLAH, it is the dawning of a new era. You will see your order fold. The most loyal of your subjects will turn against you. If you do not believe me, you will soon see I have spoken the truth. The time is nigh.
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it's true. she rocks. i'm not being tortured. :biggrin:
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it's true. she rocks. i'm not being tortured. :biggrin:
Despite her claims to the contrary, it's obvious that Lucimay is in fact being tortured. The use of bright light, along with the gag make this fact plain. Furthermore, she is obviously sedated, no doubt drugged against her will, and forced to renounce THOOLAH.

Poor, poor Lucimay.
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Lucimay! Welcome to the fold of the righteous! Be true to Linden my sister! Linden Avery loves you too! :P
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Indeed. Linden Avery has room in her Kleenex Box for all of us.
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I gotta say you guy's have taken this thread TOO far. (but it's still funny as plastic vomit.)

P.S. Long live Linden's sweet ass!!!!!!
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sherlock_525 wrote:I gotta say you guy's have taken this thread TOO far. (but it's still funny as plastic vomit.)

P.S. Long live Linden's sweet ass!!!!!!
P.S.S. Not going to comment on quote..
But Linden ain't such a bad old gal after all.

Somebody said that THOOLAH will cause Runes and be the Skruj of the Earth.. So worm your way out that one.. :P
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Funny coming from a guy named "Ur" :|
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sherlock_525 wrote:I gotta say you guy's have taken this thread TOO far. (but it's still funny as plastic vomit.)

P.S. Long live Linden's sweet ass!!!!!!
That sweet ass is MINE! :evilfoul:
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