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With Fatal Revenant being released (having been released) tomorrow (today,) I am organising an anti-THOOLAH Crusade to either convert the Unbelievers at the point of the kleenex boxes, or shove some tissue down their foul, lie-ridden throats.

Join the Crusade!

Linden wills it!

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I thought iQuestor held the patent with HOOTERS? :?
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Not to dis your intentions, EL, but about a dozen acronyms have been proposed for the pro-Linden fans over recent years, and none of them stuck. (Readers Of Intelligence For Linden Avery was mine.)

I've come to conclude that we express our leanings in more intellectual ways. Acronyms are boiled-down arguments in a can, that don't need any wit to sling about. Doesn't seem to be our speed.

If you are jealous that THOOLAH has a cool acronym, remember that it also stands for Lame Donaldson Fans Who Don't Get It. :wink: :biggrin:
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This thread is way too highbrow for me. I'm off to re-enroll in Graduate school! Later!!! :ct12:
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The only pro-Linden group that THOOLAH recognizes, begrudgingly, is HOL "House of Linden".


"HOOTERS" is the bridge between the two.
Because, well, everyone likes HOOTERS.
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and third, because ... well we dont need a third reason. Its HOOTERS, for cryin out loud.
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When I was in New York me and my mate walked for about 2 hours in the pouring rain to find Hooter's. AND it was also something like a very muggy 30 degrees(that's about 80 I think). We eventually found it...and it was closed. To be fair it was 3am and we had skulled 20 pints each that evening, so they probably wouldn't have let us in anyway.
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I went to a Hooters once, the waitresses weren't very hot and their wings and stone crabs made me puke! :P
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Oh. you guys were talking about the restaurant. Well. thats certainly a different take. :)
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i'm a Linden Lover but i'm not joining ANY frickin club who calls themselves HOOTERS OR HOOKERS, k? ;)

so decide BOYS. you want the strong female contingent support for Linden,
or would you rather be middle school clever? hmmmm?


cause we (women) can make our OWN Linden Lover club if you'd rather we did so.
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Yeah, what Luci said. 8)
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Lucimay wrote:cause we (women) can make our OWN Linden Lover club if you'd rather we did so.
Mmm... Seekers Of Girl-on-Linden Action. SOGOLA!
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Fine. Fine. Start your own group. Some sort of women's auxiliary.
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That does it. Ladies, we needs us a snappy acronym!
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aliantha wrote:That does it. Ladies, we needs us a snappy acronym!
Uhm...

LUSCIOUS?

Linden Unifying Society Champions Irrefutable (O) Ultimate Sunsage???

...I really suck at this stuff, help me out here or make suggestions...

Of course, I haven't seen FR yet so I don't even know if being the Sunsage comes into play...
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Emotional Leper wrote:Fine. Fine. Start your own group. Some sort of women's auxiliary.
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AUXILARY my ass.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
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and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


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Wayfriend wrote:Mmm... Seekers Of Girl-on-Linden Action. SOGOLA!
Now that was funny. How about, Linden's Irresolute Bra Burners Society, LIBBS
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LOVER = Lindens Official Voracious Extrapolation Representatives.
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