Fantasy Football (US)

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:24 pm

*my thought exactly when I read it and danlo's post over in Gen Dis*

...shhhh Menolly...you're not here...

Post by **danlo** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:18 pm

I wrote:and composing God-rotting smack to get back at dAN in Sports--then decided it wasn't worth it...

read the entire

post dummies! (I'll just shut up and run the damm league-"first seed dAN" will be crying in his beer at the end of the season)

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:13 pm

*giggle*

I did, I did.

But it was still my first thought.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:04 pm

danlo wrote:
I wrote:and composing God-rotting smack to get back at dAN in Sports--then decided it wasn't worth it...
read the entire post dummies! (I'll just shut up and run the damm league-"first seed dAN" will be crying in his beer at the end of the season)

Ahh, but I do not drink, you idiot. That probably is part of the reason I kicked your drunken ass so easily!

Post by **danlo** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:50 pm

No Buffalo actually showing up to play a football game is what kicked my ass, you tea-totaling moron!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:52 pm

danlo...in all fairness you butt is being kicked ALL OVER the fantasy world right now.

Do ye need a huggers there, buddy?

Post by **danlo** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:51 pm

No what I need is a fast plane ticket to Tampa to declaw an obnoxious pussy. I don't consider the pick'em game fantasy (but I did rule it last year). If you've been sneaking a peek at my other 3 leagues then mind your own biznez!! It's still a long season and I will make the playoffs, I won't make the same mistakes I made last year and come in last--I did come in 2nd two years ago and 3rd three years ago so watch out!

I'll kill you all I tell YOU!!!

Everylast one of you!!!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:05 pm

danlo wrote:No what I need is a fast plane ticket to Tampa to declaw an obnoxious pussy. I don't consider the pick'em game fantasy (but I did rule it last year). If you've been sneaking a peek at my other 3 leagues then mind your own biznez!! It's still a long season and I will make the playoffs, I won't make the same mistakes I made last year and come in last--I did come in 2nd two years ago and 3rd three years ago so watch out!

I'll kill you all I tell YOU!!! Everylast one of you!!!

Jiminy! Get thee to a nunnery, or at least a chiropractor! Danlo's a tense one! EEp!

Post by **jelerak** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:55 pm

This is a dark day indeed for the Leviathan...

Complete blow out losses in both leagues, and that is putting it mildly.

But I'd rather lose on a bad scoring week than have a 100 to 120 range score and still lose, if that is any consolation for me.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:15 pm

Leviathan deserves what he got! He tried to put his foot on my throat; he deserved to have me shove it up his ass.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:05 pm

danlo wrote:No what I need is a fast plane ticket to Tampa to declaw an obnoxious pussy.

I've done nothing obnoxious to you, other than defeat you. If you don't like to hear my smack, then don't initiate it by talking smack to me. If you cannot handle that, then I suggest you find a different sport, like curling. As for my gender, I do believe I've proven myself to have the larger balls by virtue of my defeating you.

danlo wrote: t's still a long season and I will make the playoffs, I won't make the same mistakes I made last year and come in last--I did come in 2nd two years ago and 3rd three years ago so watch out!

I'm not sure what the playoff situation is, but I don't know how you can guarantee you'll make them unless you've paid off the commish. At this point, nobody's guaranteed a playoff berth, and everybody's got a chance. And nobody remembers who lost two years ago; frankly, I think it's kind of pathetic that you think you need to remind us all of it. So why not just lighten up and have fun? It is a game, after all!

Post by **jelerak** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:38 pm

I see that Dead Foot has started his mid season free fall.

I hope that you like the view from down there...it's probably not going to change for you anytime soon.

...quite ashame to have the number one pick in the draft and be sucking as bad as you are this season...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:50 pm

jelerak wrote:I see that Dead Foot has started his mid season free fall.

I hope that you like the view from down there...it's probably not going to change for you anytime soon.

...quite ashame to have the number one pick in the draft and be sucking as bad as you are this season...

Funny, last time I looked, I was the #2 seed in the playoffs. Which team are you? Leviathan? If so, you're favored to beat me this week. If you win, then good for you. Either way, I think I had a good season. Besides, this is all fantasy. In NFL land, your team lost to my team twice this season!

Post by **jelerak** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:14 pm

Ouch!!!

Now that's really hitting me where it hurts!

Definately a good season, though. As long as I made it through to the final four, anything is possible from here on out.

I'd like to say to you good luck...but for some reason I don't think that you would take that as a very sincere gesture at this point.

More like break a leg...LT, anyway.

Post by **danlo** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:41 pm

No! LT's on my "real" team!! I'm coming for you this week in the playoffs in the other league jel. And, by the way, the other Watchers semifinal is between Kinslaughterer's and Brinn's team. Brinn's team is pretty loaded this year.

Post by **jelerak** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:54 pm

I'm lucky enough to be in the playoffs in both leagues.

A little duplicity hasn't hurt, either. On both teams I have Moss, Gates, Burress, Kevin Jones and Deion Branch.

Can't afford to get a bad game from these guys this week, that's for sure.

Post by **Brinn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:28 am

I was just checking my profile and not to brag or anything....but I will!

We've been doing Kevin's Watch Fantasy Football since 2003 and since then I've finished:

2003 - 3rd
2004 - 1st
2005 - 3rd
2006 - 2nd
2007 - ???

I need to finish no less than 3rd to keep my streak alive!!! I'm deeee best!!!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:58 pm

Heh, it looks like you and I might be fighting for that #3 spot.....

Post by **Brinn** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:02 pm

It does appear that way! Looks like my team picked a bad time to stop playing football!

Post by **jelerak** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:30 am

dANdeLION wrote :

Heh, it looks like you and I might be fighting for that #3 spot.....

Awww...kitty lost it's claws...