The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:23 am

"The force is strong in my family - my father has it. I have it... and...

I've found that Dr. Scholl's medicated powder can keep it under control for at least an hour at a time!"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:08 pm

"You know what they say about Romulan Ale - it's Liquid Panty Remover."

Post by **safetyjedi** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:34 pm

Is that you lightsaber or are you just happy to see me!!!!!

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:49 am

"What do you mean there's no Kodan Armada here? Centauri, how did we get into the wrong category?"

Post by **Auleliel** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:17 am

"may the farce be with you"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:50 am

"Did you hear the bad news? Yoda just checked himself into rehab."

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:12 pm

"NRPN - The New Republic Podcast Network - proudly presents, the greatest reality show of all time: Dancing with the Sith! With an all-star judges panel:
Jabba the Hutt's Twylek Servant ('I taka u to Jabba now, but u not get past round two')
Grand Moff Tarkin ('Charming Girl - but can't keep the beat')
David Hasselhoff ('Artoo, we have a beach emergency, send K.I.T.T...')
and Special Guest Judge Palpatine, who stole victory from Mace Windu in last season's finale with an electrifying salsa number."

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:15 pm

"Madness? This is STAR FLEET! *boot*"

Post by **Auleliel** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:37 pm

DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"NRPN - The New Republic Podcast Network - proudly presents, the greatest reality show of all time: Dancing with the Sith! With an all-star judges panel:
Jabba the Hutt's Twylek Servant ('I taka u to Jabba now, but u not get past round two')
Grand Moff Tarkin ('Charming Girl - but can't keep the beat')
David Hasselhoff ('Artoo, we have a beach emergency, send K.I.T.T...')
and Special Guest Judge Palpatine, who stole victory from Mace Windu in last season's finale with an electrifying salsa number."

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:37 pm

Yoda: "Doctor, help me you must. Falling out, my hair is."

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:10 am

"Light saber.... superlight proton cannon.... light saber.... superlight proton caonnon.... Superlight Proton Cannon!!!"

Post by **Phantasm** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:25 am

Phaser? Where I'm going, I don't need no stinking phaser. (my Mexican accent isn't all it's cracked up to be)

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:18 am

"But Mom! It's just a baby, and Selat don't get that big..."

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:25 am

"What do you mean you can't change the gravitational constant? Savages."

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:05 pm

"Darmok and Jilad, at Tenagra...in bed."

"Shaka, when the walls fell...in bed."

dw

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:35 am

I'll see your Dyson Cyclone vacuum, and raise you a Dyson Sphere"

Post by **danlo** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:40 pm

Picard: Ah, what the heck. I'm bored. Screw the hailing frequencies, fire at will.

Post by **iQuestor** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:42 am

Bones? Hand me some aspirin.
Godammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a ... oh, sorry. here.

Post by **balon!** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:46 am

"boobeedoobeeboop."

"R2! How DARE you say that about my mother!"

Post by **iQuestor** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:03 am

because its true.

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The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game