Jailbait Love Songs

[dANdeLION]

Apparently Neil Diamond's song 'Sweet Caroline' was about Caroline Kennedy, who would have been all of 8 years old when he penned it. So, I got to thinking, how many songs like this are out there? I can think of a few......


Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

Where it began, I can't begin to know when
But then I know it's growing strong
Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo
And spring became the summer
Who'd believe you'd come along

Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline
Good times never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe it never would

And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two, oh
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulder
How can I hurt when holding you

Oh, one, touching one, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline
Good times never seem so good
Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would

Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good

The Ocean - Led Zeppelin

Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain
Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the grain
Aint no time to pack my bag, my foots outside the door
Got a date, I cant be late, for the high hopes hailla ball.
got a hell hound on my t(r)ail
cause its hell Im headed for
(no one really knows which one it is)

Uh-huh! oh oh yeah!

Singing to an ocean, I can hear the oceans roar
Play for free, play for me and play a whole lot more, more!
Singing bout good things and the sun that lights the day
I used to sing on the mountains, then the ocean lost its way.
Ive been there (I dont know? )
Oh oh yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Na na na..., la la la...

Sitting round singing songs til the night turns into day
Used to sing on the mountains but the mountains washed away
Now Im singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
She is only three years old and its a real fine way to start.
Oh yeah!

It sure is fine!
Blow my mind!
]](hes saying _something_ here)
Yeah yeah!

Do wop a diddly diddly........

Oh, so good!

Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight - Spinal Tap

Little girl, it's a great big world but there's
only on of me
You can't touch 'cause I cost too much but
Tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Tonight!
You're sweet but you're just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You're too young and I'm too well hung
Tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight!

You're hot, you take all we got, not a dry
seat in the house
Next day, we'll be on our way
Tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight!

Little girl, it's a great big world, but there's
only one of me

Young Girl - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Young Girl, get out of my mind,
my love for you is way out of line.
Better run, girl,
you're much too young, girl.

With all the charms of a woman,
You've kept the secret of your youth.
You led me to believe you're old enough to give me love
and now it hurts to know the truth. Oh, Oh,

Beneath your perfume and make-up, You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it's wrong to be alone with me,
that come on look is in your eyes. Oh, Oh,

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are.
Get out of here before I have the time to change my mind
'cause I'm afraid we'll go too far

Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night


And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!


Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light


Girl:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed


Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed


Boy:
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed


Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun


And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run


And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!


Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light


You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Christeen Sixteen - KISS

She's got me dizzy, she sees me through to the end
She's got me in her hands and there's no use in pretending
Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen
She drives me crazy, I want to give her all I've got
And she's hot every day and night, there is no doubt about it
Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen
"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you
coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, I've got to have
you, I've got to have you."
She's' been around, but she's young and clean
I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoo no
Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah
So clean, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen, Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah

Jailbait - Motorhead

Hey baby you're a sweet young thing,
Still tied to Mommy's apron strings,
I don't even dare to ask your age,
It's enough to know you're here backstage,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on

One look baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on
Hey babe you know you look so fine,
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on

Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Maggie - Rod Stewart

Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
Its late september and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt

The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age
But that don't worry me none; in my eyes you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes; my love you didn't need to coax
Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and
Mother what a lover, you wore me out
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore
You lured me away from home cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried

I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddys cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helping hand
Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway

Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get on back home one of these days

[danlo]

Sweet Little Sixteen, She was just Seventeen. Makes me think of Candy and Warrant and Posion and just being a prev in general.

[Damelon]

Rod Stewart has more than one song:

Tonight's The Night

Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind

Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen up that frilly French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Oh baby don't you hesitate cause

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be all right
Cause I'm in love with you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be all right
Cause I'm in love with you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be all right
Cause I'm in love with you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

[onewyteduck]

Apparently Neil Diamond's song 'Sweet Caroline' was about Caroline Kennedy, who would have been all of 8 years old when he penned it.

I heard this on the news but didn't think of it like that! That's creepy. Oh, Neil, you naughty boy!

[Cagliostro]

The same with a gender swap -

The Infant Kiss by Kate Bush

say good night-night
I tuck him in tight.
But things are not right.

What is this? An infant kiss
That sends my body tingling?

I've never fallen for
A little boy before.
No control.

Just a kid and just at school.
Back home they'd call me dirty.
His little hand is on my heart.
He's got me where it hurts me.
Knock, knock. Who's there in this baby?
You know how to work me.

All my barriers are going.
It's starting to show.
Let go. Let go. Let go.

I cannot sit and let
Something happen I'll regret.
Ooh, he scares me!

There's a man behind those eyes.
I catch him when I'm bending.

Ooh, how he frightens me
When they whisper privately.
("Don't Let Go!")
Windy-wailey blows me.

Words of caress on their lips
That speak of adult love.

I want to smack but I hold back.
I only want to touch.

But I must stay and find a way
To stop before it gets too much!

All my barriers are going.
It's starting to show.
Let go. Let go. Let go.
(Don't let go!)

[[Syl]]

QOTSA - The Quick and the Pointless

spoken: I don’t even know what I’m doing here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Little girl walking down the street
Godverdomme*, you gotta be with me
Well I know, you know
Everybody everyone let’s go

Oh, baby, baby, you’re so sweet
Ah, ah, wooo

Het leven is hard, de mensen worden bang**
I’m so old, you’re so young
I know, you know
Everybody everyone let’s go

Oh, baby, baby, you’re so sweet
Goddamn, ah, ah, whoa

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ik denk van ja, maar nee***
Little girl, listen what I say
You know, I know
Everybody everyone let’s go
Oh, baby, baby, you’re so sweet
Whoooo
Ah, baby, baby, you’re so sweet
Goddamn, ah, ah, whoa!


*'Godverdomme' = 'Goddamn' (Dutch)
**'Het leven is hard, de mensen worden bang' = 'life is hard, people are getting scared' (Dutch)
***'Ik denk van ja, maar nee' = 'I'm thinking yes, but no' (Dutch)

Not exactly jailbait, but...
The Eagles of Death Metal - I Gotta Feeling (Just Nineteen)

I gotta feeling that you wanna come over
I get you here and
I will make you roll over
Now look it baby, you're just nineteen
I got the flesh and
I will make you scream, ohh
You're doing things that make
My flesh burn hot, oh
I got to give in,
Baby please don't stop, oh

Now look it baby, you're just nineteen
Now look it baby, you're just nineteen

You know I love it
When our bodies move closer
And when it's finished,
Yeah it only starts over
I touch you there
Because I know the spot
You know I'm everything
That he's just not
And when I hear it yeah, you feel a shot
I'm comin' for ya baby, ready or not

Now look it baby, you're just nineteen
Flesh so hot, ready or not
Now look it baby, you're just nineteen
You got the flesh
That's gonna make me hot

I gotta feeling that you wanna come over
Ohh, I get it in and
I will make you roll over
I touch you there
Because I know the spot
You know I'm everything
That he is just not
Ohh, you're doing things
That make my flesh burn hot, oh
I got to give in,
Baby please don't stop, ohh

Now look it baby, you're just nineteen
Flesh so hot ohh, ready or not, oh
Now look it baby, you're just nineteen
You're so hot, oh

[Cail]

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said "please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again"

And just when I thought she was comin' to my door,
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine

And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen

(Solo)

Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love

She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me