You Are a Yule Log
While you do have holiday spirit, you have a <s>secret</s>, heathen past.
What Holiday Food Are You?
www.blogthings.com/whatholidayfoodareyouquiz/
Few problems with the survey...
1) I deck the halls with Bottles of Liquor AND Ancient Carvings. AND HUMAN BLOOD.
2) Where's the option for a bitchin' cane? Something with flames on it. To make me look like I'm going fast.
3) The appropriate answer would probably be, "BURN IN HELL, HEATHEN!" to which I would reply, "But isn't Hel cold?"
4) On the first day of christmas my True Love gave to me back the pieces of my broken, torn, burned, heart. Oh, and killed some puppies.
5) Frosy has ovaries. Human Ovaries. Inside himself. HE'S A FRICKIN' CEREAL (I know how to spell...) KILLER!