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HospaceTM.

A new adventure in the care of the terminally ill. You are put in a pod, launched into space to spend the last few bits of your life wandering about the stars, or perhaps launched into the Sun! It's all up to you! Why spend your last moments in a boring old bed on boring old Earth? Go out in style, go out in peace, go out in space!

HospaceTM, your own personal stairway to heaven!
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i'd rather be ground into a tasty paste for others to consume.
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:king: I dub thee Soylent Red Green!
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it's people!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What ever happened to the traditional use of the elderly? Glorious death in battle?
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Valhalla is chock-full I am afeared...
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sgt.null wrote:Valhalla is chock-full I am afeared...
Is that why people live past 30 these days? When there's no more room in Valhalla, the elderly will walk the Earth?

*runs the hell away before he's mobbed about the over 30 thing*
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when hell is full, the elderly shall walk the earth...
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sgt.null wrote:when hell is full, the elderly shall walk the earth...
So the zombies aren't biting, they're gumming?
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