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Esmer wrote:well, it seems perfectly appropo? What other punchline could there be? :?
One that wasn't clearly signposted a tenth of the way through the joke. I thought it couldn't be that obvious. Clearly I was wrong. :cry:
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my favorite surrealist joke...


why did the chicken cross the road?

staple gun!
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sgt.null wrote:my favorite surrealist joke...


why did the chicken cross the road?

staple gun!
:haha: I know a couple of college kids who will appreciate that one, Sarge!
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we aims to please. :)
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sgt.null wrote:we aims to please. :)
You did. And MagickMaker responds with:

What's the difference between a duck?










One of its legs is both the same!
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:)
i loved that!
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Esmer wrote:What other punchline could there be? :?
Well, I was glad to see there wasn't the opposite reaction in non-G rated fashion.

Let's just say that the language would have been a tad harsh for such a good natured beginning...
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