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Marvin wrote:I'll take off all my clothes for you, I'll let you get naked too, and maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry....if it takes our fancy. In the buff, being rude, doing stuff with the food, getting lewd. I heard that's what you're in to. Then on our next date well, you could bring your roommate, the three of us in the nude being lewd, three dudes with food.

But I need to know, is that what you're in to?
Esmer is definitely not into men being "into him" (OUCH! 8O ). But I might like to watch Marvin do it!

:D
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lost socks go nowhere, forever doomed to wander aimlessly, because, well, they're lost!

Unhomed Socks - sad
What are you looking at?
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perhaps, yet some may say that being lost is nothing less than the ultimate freedom! With nowhere to go, you can go anywhere! 8)
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Esmer wrote:
Marvin wrote:I'll take off all my clothes for you, I'll let you get naked too, and maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry....if it takes our fancy. In the buff, being rude, doing stuff with the food, getting lewd. I heard that's what you're in to. Then on our next date well, you could bring your roommate, the three of us in the nude being lewd, three dudes with food.

But I need to know, is that what you're in to?
Esmer is definitely not into men being "into him" (OUCH! 8O ). But I might like to watch Marvin do it!

:D
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Esmer, coming from New York, do you take part in regular gangsta hip-hop battles, or "rhyme-offs"? :)

Edit to match Esmer's sneaky edit. :wink:
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It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Marvin wrote:Esmer, coming from New York, do you take part in regular gangsta hip-hop battles, or "rhyme-offs"? :)
A common misconception people have when Esmer says he is from NY is: "Really? You don't sound like you're from NY?" most of the people they meet from NY are actually from NY City.

I am closer to Canada in speech and location, as they are in NY City closer to Boston/New Jersey. They call ME a "hick", heh.

Attitude is another matter entirely, as Esmer is sure you are aware! ;)


So, NO, I do not.

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Esmer wrote:
Marvin wrote:Esmer, coming from New York, do you take part in regular gangsta hip-hop battles, or "rhyme-offs"? :)
A common misconception people have when Esmer says he is from NY is: "Really? You don't sound like you're from NY?" most of the people they meet from NY are actually from NY City.

I am closer to Canada in speech and location, as they are in NY City closer to Boston/New Jersey. They call ME a "hick", heh.

Attitude is another matter entirely, as Esmer is sure you are aware! ;)


So, NO, I do not.

8)
You jivin, man! I don't care wat you say, you'll always look like and be Huey from The Fun Lovin Criminals to me. ;)

Moving on, would you sell an apple to a kiwi?
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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I pity the punks that partake in the madness
Yangin' the young for their products and profit
The pushers keep pushin' on D and on Jump Street
Pushin' the passive pill, so ya don't need
kids makin' bids with their nine's in their goose downs
'Cause college is pricey and some brothers ain't got none
You try to discern between truth and suggestion
but they bid for your ID via fear of rejection

All I see is outfits and attitudes, congenial criminality
The hidden agenda is a psychic necessity
Hungry minds so sad in the hearts of darkness
manifesting some sort of natural impatience
Deaf MacBeth, scar city, the slasher
Enveloping the b-boy, the doper, the thrasher
Looking to be judged but when judged by the book
Son you're running to the hook

Back with the funk hits, Uncle Huey is back with
the funk hits, and the F.L.C. is coming to grips
with a fist full of funk hits
I got the feel good hit of the year, I got two thumbs up
and I stuck'em in his ear. The man stepped to me,
he wouldn't let it end though, so I threw his ass out
the Roxy Deli window

I ain't pushin' no party, I ain't meddlin' in Saudi,
but i think it's fucked up, what the federal has laid on me
I've been watchin' the news, you're forcing people to choose
between the lesser of two evils; my red, white, and blues
The deceiver's deceiving because the people believe him
Soon the troops'll be bleedin' and their mama's will be grieving
So keep on payin' your taxes, when you don't know the facts
Let the contracts get backed, while your conscience relaxes
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Kiwi's require a license to buy apples, but if kiwi didn't have one, we might "work something out". ;)
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Sandwiches, how bloody good are they?
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Marvin wrote:Sandwiches, how bloody good are they?
the bloodier the better, Esmer always says! (drools over rare steak sammich) :D
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Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, where do the lost socks go?
lost socks go nowhere, forever doomed to wander aimlessly, because, well, they're lost!

8)
heh.

I know where my lost socks went...

...cause I found them. Now I always look there at least once a month.

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Esmer, why do I loathe ketchup even when everyone else thinks it's so friggin' great?
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bloodguard bob wrote:Esmer, why do I loathe ketchup even when everyone else thinks it's so friggin' great?
being a man of exquisite taste and unparalleled style for today’s refined man, there is little left for you to agree with "them". You have not, however, made your own ketchup from scratch yet, or tried every brand of ketchup worldwide, so you must try that first before you can truly make that claim. 8)
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Is there another word for synonym?
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sgt.null wrote:Is there another word for synonym?
Synonym.com wrote:INTERNAL SERVER ERROR.
YOU BROKE IT! NICE GOING SARGE!!! :x
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sgt.null wrote:Is there another word for synonym?
How about alike?

Close as a substitute will get, really.
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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sgt.null wrote:If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
LMAO!!!!!!!
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sgt.null wrote:If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
it all depends on if they can get him out of The Box first, and if not, they mime it to him, with their batons. 8)
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