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sgt.null wrote:(a+b)(c+d) = ac + ad + bc + bd
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I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask questions.
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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Marvin wrote:What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
what? :?
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What country are you from?
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Esmer wrote:
Marvin wrote:What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
what? :?
Say 'what' one more time, motherfracker!
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www.cs.indiana.edu/~kinzler/fun/shr_sounds/shr.gif

what does it mean?
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sgt.null wrote:www.cs.indiana.edu/~kinzler/fun/shr_sounds/shr.gif

what does it mean?
it's a virtually unknown variation on

ROCK
PAPER
SCISSORS

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SCHOOL
HOUSE
ROCK


SCHOOL=PAPER
HOUSE=SCISSORS
ROCK=ROCK

the toilet paper in school is like wiping your ass with a rock, and in any house, scissors rules all. 8)
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how did you get so smart?
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sgt.null wrote:how did you get so smart?
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With A Little Help From My Friends

What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do I feel by the end of the day
Are you sad because you're on your own

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love

Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody
I just need someone to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends
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Should I get married on a bluff overlooking the sea, or in a chapel in Vegas?
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Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Should I get married on a bluff overlooking the sea, or in a chapel in Vegas?
once you get married in Vegas, you can always get married there again, but once you get married on a bluff overlooking the sea, chances are you would never do that again. Additionally, people who get married in Vegas usually get divorced in Vegas, but nobody gets divorced on a bluff overlooking the sea.

So you sea, getting married on a bluff overlooking the sea is going to be a once in a lifetime experience. You can go to Vegas anytime. 8)
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should i stay or should i go?
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sgt.null wrote:should i stay or should i go?



.....now go! 8)
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Should I believe what the hallucinations are telling me? They seem very credible.
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    Do you not see the logic of my plan?
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    Do you not see the logic of my plan?
That was rather ambiguous. Should I listen to the hallucinations, then?
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Everything that follows is a result of what you see and hear.
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Esmer wrote:
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Everything that follows is a result of what you see and hear.
So I'm hideous and no one will ever love me after all?
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That is the right question. Program terminated.
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So, you're bored of answering questions then? :wink:
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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