Ask Anyone!

[The Laughing Man]

How do you mend a broken, torn to pieces, threw every piece into a fire heart?

Gee, sounds hopeless.

Are you saying the cake is a lie?

Yes. The cake told me so.

[emotional leper]

Gee, sounds hopeless.

Are you saying the cake is a lie?

Yes. The cake told me so.

What's Android Hell like?

[The Laughing Man]

What's Android Hell like?

02.

[sgt.null]

youtube.com/watch?v=LbkNxYaULBw?

[Cameraman Jenn]

Why is Britney Spears so messed up?

[sgt.null]

chartreuse???

[lucimay]

"There are these four ways of answering questions. Which four? There are questions that should be answered categorically [straightforwardly yes, no, this, that]. There are questions that should be answered with an analytical (qualified) answer [defining or redefining the terms]. There are questions that should be answered with a counter-question. There are questions that should be put aside. These are the four ways of answering questions."

First the categorical answer,
then the qualified,
third, the type to be counter-questioned,
& fourth, the one to be set aside.
Any monk who knows which is which, in line with the Dhamma,
is said to be skilled in the four types of questions:
hard to overcome, hard to beat, profound, hard to defeat.
He knows what's worthwhile & what's not, proficient in (recognizing) both,
he rejects the worthless, grasps the worthwhile.
He's called one who has broken through to what's worthwhile, prudent, wise."


so...esmer, what are the four noble truths?

[sgt.null]

4. Be Selective?

[The Laughing Man]

youtube.com/watch?v=LbkNxYaULBw?

The url contained a malformed video id.

[The Laughing Man]

Why is Britney Spears so messed up?

Because we want her to be.

[The Laughing Man]

chartreuse???

Charcoalition.

[The Laughing Man]

"There are these four ways of answering questions. Which four? There are questions that should be answered categorically [straightforwardly yes, no, this, that]. There are questions that should be answered with an analytical (qualified) answer [defining or redefining the terms]. There are questions that should be answered with a counter-question. There are questions that should be put aside. These are the four ways of answering questions."

First the categorical answer,
then the qualified,
third, the type to be counter-questioned,
& fourth, the one to be set aside.
Any monk who knows which is which, in line with the Dhamma,
is said to be skilled in the four types of questions:
hard to overcome, hard to beat, profound, hard to defeat.
He knows what's worthwhile & what's not, proficient in (recognizing) both,
he rejects the worthless, grasps the worthwhile.
He's called one who has broken through to what's worthwhile, prudent, wise."


so...esmer, what are the four noble truths?

1.) know when to hold them.
2.) know when to fold them.
3.) know when to walk away.
4.) know when to run.

[emotional leper]

Where to people who record bad covers of David Bowie songs go?

[The Laughing Man]

Where to people who record bad covers of David Bowie songs go?

Youtube.

[sgt.null]

Misconceptions
Since their introduction on the Internet, misconceptions about cookies have circulated on the Internet and in the media.[5][6] In 1998, CIAC, a computer incident response team of the United States Department of Energy, found the security vulnerability "essentially nonexistent" and explained that "information about where you come from and what web pages you visit already exists in a web server's log files".[7] In 2005, Jupiter Research published the results of a survey,[8] according to which a consistent percentage of respondents believed some of the following false claims:

Cookies are like worms and viruses in that they can erase data from the user's hard disks
Cookies generate popups
Cookies are used for spamming
Cookies are only used for advertising
Cookies are in fact only data, not program code: they cannot erase or read information from the user's computer.[9] However, cookies allow for detecting the Web pages viewed by a user on a given site or set of sites. This information can be collected in a profile of the user. Such profiles are often anonymous, that is, they do not contain personal information of the user (name, address, etc.) More precisely, they cannot contain personal information unless the user has made it available to some sites. Even if anonymous, these profiles have been the subject of some privacy concerns.

According to the same survey, a large percentage of Internet users do not know how to delete cookies.

[emotional leper]

Where to people who record bad covers of David Bowie songs go?

Youtube.

But doesn't it have to have video for me to put it up on the tubes?

[The Laughing Man]

Where to people who record bad covers of David Bowie songs go?

Youtube.

But doesn't it have to have video for me to put it up on the tubes?

Windows Movie Maker.

[emotional leper]

HAH! You're trying to trick me into installing a Microsoft prod- oh, wait. Right.

[Sunbaneglasses]

Is 'Everybody Loves Raymond' funny?

[The Laughing Man]

Is 'Everybody Loves Raymond' funny?

to claim that everybody loves you because you think you're funny is not funny, it's arrogant. For everyone to admit they love Raymond because he is funny is Truth. Raymond is funny, but unfortunately everyone doesn't agree.