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Post by **The Humbled** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:26 pm

^ Lacked the requisite amount of fuzz.
< Not pants. it's a very tight, floor-length kilt.
v Needs to have a third nipple removed.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:31 pm

^ Has been peeking in my windows
< Ate too much pizza for lunch
v Smells like corn chips.

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:43 pm

^ Can never eat too much pizza
< Smells more like corn chip concentrate
V Smells like corn chip pulp

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:16 pm

^ Has a bad sense of smell
> Uses deoderant daily
v Needs a bath

Post by **The Humbled** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:27 pm

^ Should consider twice daily application
> Loves baths!
v Attracts pigeons and small rodents

Post by **Wyldewode** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:34 pm

^ obviously has me confused with someone else
< smells delectable, thanks to Victoria's Secret
V has an addiction to the Victoria's Secret fashion show

Post by **emotional leper** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:20 pm

^ Delectable, Odiferous, whatever.
< Applied to work at Victoria's Secret. Rejected for not being gay.
V Very merry.

Post by **TIC TAC** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:03 pm

^Living well within their means
<Wishes things could be different
vActively researching the possibility of Time Travel

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:38 pm

^ Wishes that he could travel back in time to visit Covenant when he was alive in this world.
< Doesn't know what he'd do in the past, and too afraid to see what the future brings. But actively researching the possibility of Time Travel all the same.
V Has to go potty

Post by **TIC TAC** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:35 pm

^ Is confused about time paradoxes
< Went potty and feels sooooo much better
v Thinks there are aliens living under their bed.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:50 pm

^ Needs to zip his fly
> Knows there are aliens living under the bed.
v Is an alien

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:01 am

^ Musboo bjinto polemina

< Blarg parcinko

V Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:15 am

^ Is in love with it.
< Cheating on an english assignment with teacher's permission.
V Is my now broken-hearted english assignment.

Post by **Wyldewode** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:29 pm

^ Cheater!
< Doesn't like being cheated on. . .
V loves cleaning the toilet

Post by **TIC TAC** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:00 pm

^ Knows cheating sucks
< Wishes winning lotto ticket was in pocket
v Wants to be a Cosmonaut

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:27 am

^ doesn't really play lotto!
< wouldn't mind spending a few days in outer space.
v sings aloud the theme song from "COPS"

Post by **Harbinger** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:06 am

^ Wants to trajectory vomit in zero gravity
< Is uncomfortably full of brisket
v Was the biggest kid in sixth grade (at fifteen)

Post by **Mina Harker** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:03 pm

^ relies on faulty information
<was the tallest kid in school--in 4th grade
V was the last to develop

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:56 am

^ still consideres the 4th grade as "The Senior Year" in school

< May had been the last to develope, but is still the smartest.

v Wants to be on "Deal or No Deal' just to goose Howie on the arse.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:29 pm

^ Offered me a million dollars to go on "Deal or No Deal" and goose Howie on the arse
> Could sure use a million dollars
v Has a science project in their fridge

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