I'm looking for support and signatures to get Zapp Brannigan to put some pants on! For the sake of all that is good and proper in this world, please help.
Last edited by The Laughing Man on Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Sexy Legs" Brannigan is fine.
It's dANdeLION who is missing his pants!!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
"Sexy Legs" Brannigan is fine.
It's dANdeLION who is missing his pants!!
A conspiracy! I KNEW it! now I'm not sorry for misspelling his name. I bet he wears those booty socks too. But I heard if you wear clam chowder for socks you can taste it, so maybe he wears cheap cologne socks.
Could be wearin pantyhose.; they count as pants, don't they?
Cowboy: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Cowboy: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ... I don't.
It's not my fault I suffer from a very sexy disability.
What do I call it?
Oh yes, Sexlexia.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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