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Pants or No Pants?

Pants! Please!
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No Pants! Go Zap!
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No pants! :twisted:
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no bulge either! HA! :P
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Menolly wrote:Oh Esmer...

"Sexy Legs" Brannigan is fine.
It's dANdeLION who is missing his pants!!



I admit it. I'm too sexy for my pants.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Esmer wrote:no bulge either! HA! :P
True. But hey, this is a family forum. ;)
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Post by Ki »

Montressor wrote:
KiGirl wrote:now, if it were a girl with no pants, would you guys be offended?
That really depends on the girl . . .

ahhhh, good point. :)
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Why the Todd hasn't already posted here with some juvenile innuendo is a mystery the proportions of which would baffle the combined deductive skills of Socrates, Plato, Einstein and Columbo.
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Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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the LAST thing we need is "one more thing." :P
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Post by Griffin »

In-your-endo.
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:spew:
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The Todd wrote:In-your-endo.
Innuendo five!
B&
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Pants to cover up those gawd awful boots!
What's this silver looking ring doing on my finger?
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How can you can see my boots?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Post by Esmer »

...and the lawdy said "Let their be pants!"
even God must bend the knee
to the tyrant of eternity
having always been, to always have to be
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Post by sgt.null »

Emotional Leper wrote:
sgt.null wrote:
DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Um, are we using pants in the American or British sense?

dw
people should wear underwear. but we should not see it.
What if my underwear is my outwear?
are you some sort of super-hero?
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Post by onewyteduck »

Zapp Brannigan wrote:It's not my fault I suffer from a very sexy disability.

What do I call it?

Oh yes, Sexlexia.
So, what you are trying to say is that you're too sexy for your shorts, er, pants?
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No pants can contain me.
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