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Then what WILL get me a sandgorgon. I promise I'll take really really good care of him. I'll feed him and make sure he has clean fresh water every day and bathe him weekly and also every day, several times a day I will hug him and squeeze him (but not too hard) and call him Nom. I will make sure he knows he's loved. I promise. 8O :biggrin: Please Please can't I have a sandgorgon? :biggrin:
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who watches the watchmen?
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It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'
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Emotional Leper wrote:It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'
Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.
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Balon wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'
Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.
Dittos. I cringe when I read the word.
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Emotional Leper wrote:
Balon wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:It's easy to get a Sandgorgon, CMJ.

Just whisper 'Nom.'
Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.
Dittos. I cringe when I read the word.
It really IS freaky.
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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Balon wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
Balon wrote: Ya know, in my whole life I've never ACTUALLY said it outloud.

I'm just superstitious that way.
Dittos. I cringe when I read the word.
It really IS freaky.
If I ever goto an Elohimfest (I already have the costume mostly done, just need contacts), while it would be out of character, I think I might shout it. Top of my lungs.

'cause I think I'll be puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon.
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Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Then what WILL get me a sandgorgon. I promise I'll take really really good care of him. I'll feed him and make sure he has clean fresh water every day and bathe him weekly and also every day, several times a day I will hug him and squeeze him (but not too hard) and call him Nom. I will make sure he knows he's loved. I promise. 8O :biggrin: Please Please can't I have a sandgorgon? :biggrin:
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sgt.null wrote:who watches the watchmen?
their wives. 8)
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Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA. 8)
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If Mitt Romney (a Mormon) becomes President, should I hide my beer?
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Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA. 8)
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?
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Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA. 8)
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?
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Zenlunatic wrote:If Mitt Romney (a Mormon) becomes President, should I hide my beer?
You better drink it. 8)
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Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote:
Zenlunatic wrote:Esmer, do you think that Emotional Leper is puissant enough to handle a Sandgorgon?
EL is no TC or LA. 8)
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?
Because I do it so well. 8)
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Esmer wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:
Esmer wrote: EL is no TC or LA. 8)
Why do you persist in your foolishness, Groveler?
Because I do it so well. 8)
Will you not submit, then my foeman? I shall overcome you in the end -- yes, this time my enemy -- for you are not my enemy, and in the end you shall bring me free drinks -- my enemy has cast you aside, Groveler. What you did once -- my banishment from the Bar -- shall not be repeated. For Behold, Groveler! I have control of both the Clear Alcohol and the Brown Alcohol in my hands!
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If a Mormon has an offspring with a gorgon named Gordan Morgan, what do you call it?
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Cagliostro wrote:If a Mormon has an offspring with a gorgon named Gordan Morgan, what do you call it?
Blasphemous bestiality. 8)
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Cagliostro wrote:If a Mormon has an offspring with a gorgon named Gordan Morgan, what do you call it?
NOM...obviously
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