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Post by **MsMary** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:29 am

It's too quiet around here!

Did everyone (at least those in the US) go away for MLK weekend or something?

We need some funny, some life, some interesting stuff to read and banter about.

Love, Ms Mary

Post by **balon!** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:55 am

My older brother's birthday today.

I just shotgunned my first beer!

Shotgunning is fun.

Post by **MsMary** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:56 am

What on earth is shotgunning?

I enjoy drinking a good beer, but I never heard of shotgunning.

*ignorant*

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:20 am

I believe that's where you use a pair of keys to puncture the bottom on the can on the side, and then, placing that hole to your lips, you lift the beer upright and open the tab and start to drink.

Greater throughput of liquid.

The next step up is the beer bong.

Post by **Holsety** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:10 am

Emotional Leper wrote:I believe that's where you use a pair of keys to puncture the bottom on the can on the side, and then, placing that hole to your lips, you lift the beer upright and open the tab and start to drink.

Greater throughput of liquid.

The next step up is the beer bong.

Or if you live in a crappy town which sucks, Beirut.

What a dumb name/for a drinking game.

Post by **balon!** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:56 am

Not really a game, but EL had it right.

You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:07 am

Balon is correct.

Now Asshole is a drinking game.

Post by **Holsety** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:13 am

Emotional Leper wrote:Balon is correct.

Now Asshole is a drinking game.

Hmm, I've played a card game called asshole. Gimmick is you have the winner and 2nd to win take the best cards from the worst two players of the previous round.

Post by **emotional leper** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:19 am

They way I learned to play is the same, but with additional rules.

The Winner is the President.

The Runner up is the Vice-President.

(And the funniest son of a bitch is Doctor Strangelove, but I digress.)

The loser is the Asshole.

The President and the Vice President each get to make up a rule that, when broken, forces all people who broke it to take a drink. A drink -- not a shot. This game must be played with beer or mixed drinks on the potency of beer or ale.

The Asshole must take a drink anytime someone says Asshole.

The game is based on the idea that once you start screwing up, it becomes next to impossible to get ahead.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:00 pm

I tried a beer bong once. I couldn't figure out how to light it.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:26 pm

Mary, it was only midnight when you posted.

Post by **Montresor** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:55 pm

Beer? Pfft. Barbarians.

Post by **MsMary** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:00 pm

Balon wrote:Not really a game, but EL had it right.

You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.

What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:22 pm

Balon wrote:My older brother's birthday today.

*attempting to adjust for time difference*

So the 20th or the 21st, Balon?

The 21st is an excellent birthing day, IMO.

Post by **MsMary** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:36 pm

Fist and Faith wrote:Mary, it was only midnight when you posted.

Your point being?

Post by **Kil Tyme** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:11 pm

Well, nature can be entertaining. Watch about the web building Wood Spider on various drugs:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&e

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:20 pm

MsMary wrote:
Balon wrote:Not really a game, but EL had it right.

You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.
What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?

it's not about the beer, it's about the goggles.

Post by **balon!** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:27 pm

Esmer wrote:
MsMary wrote:
Balon wrote:Not really a game, but EL had it right.

You cut a hole in the side near the bottom, and then open the can with the lid. The two holes allows for airflow, so you can down a can of beer in a few seconds.
What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?
it's not about the beer, it's about the goggles.

COULDN't've said it better.　　

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:25 am

Post by **emotional leper** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:10 am

Balon wrote:
Esmer wrote:
MsMary wrote: What's so great about that? Who can enjoy a beer if you drink it that fast?
it's not about the beer, it's about the goggles.
COULDN't've said it better.　　

Damn right.

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