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by Wyldewode » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:30 pm
You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.
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by emotional leper » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:39 pm
Wyldewode wrote: You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.
No, it was just dangerous and I went alone instead of taking a kitten, and got eaten by a grue.
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by Wyldewode » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:52 pm
Emotional Leper wrote: Wyldewode wrote: You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.
No, it was just dangerous and I went alone instead of taking a kitten, and got eaten by a grue.
Kittens have powerful magic. . . you really should have taken one.
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by Gil galad » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:12 am
I bet that kitten tastes sooo cute!
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by Tull » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:15 am
Tastes cute?
... I don't want to know.
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:17 am
If you taste cute, does that mean you might retch sunshine later?
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by Wyldewode » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:17 am
I'm with you, Tull. Unless he's talking about huffing kittens. . .
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:18 am
<straining HARD to hold himself back from making very bad double-entendre concerning inhalation and felines>
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by emotional leper » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:20 am
Wyldewode wrote: Emotional Leper wrote: Wyldewode wrote: You stopped looking too soon. And besides. . . that comic is ironic.
No, it was just dangerous and I went alone instead of taking a kitten, and got eaten by a grue.
Kittens have powerful magic. . . you really should have taken one.
Thanks, but it's too late now!
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by Wyldewode » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:44 am
You didn't ask me, m'dear. Always ask Lyr what you need to pack before going on a long, dangerous adventure. In my book you can't go wrong with a Heward's handy haversack and a kitten. And caltrops. And a few throwing knives.
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by emotional leper » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:51 am
Wyldewode wrote: You didn't ask me, m'dear. Always ask Lyr what you need to pack before going on a long, dangerous adventure. In my book you can't go wrong with a Heward's handy haversack and a kitten. And caltrops. And a few throwing knives.
What about a bag of holding shoved inside another bag of holding?
And my giant miniature space hamster?
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:52 am
Is that a temporal anomaly, or just efficient packing?
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by emotional leper » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:57 am
DukkhaWaynhim wrote: Is that a temporal anomaly, or just efficient packing?
It's what happens when you take Giant Space Hamsters and breed them to be small.
As to the Bags of Holding...
If you turn one inside out, you can walk through walls.
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by Wyldewode » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:02 am
Emotional Leper wrote:
What about a bag of holding shoved inside another bag of holding?
And my giant miniature space hamster?
Can't really say about the space hamster. . . I only know the effectiveness of kittens. As for the bag of folding in a bag of holding. . . I'm going to err on the side of caution and say no--though some say it can be done. I do know that putting a bag of holding in a portable hole makes a hole in the astral plane, and putting a portable hole in your bag of holding creates a sort of black hole to an astral plane. Either way suxxors!
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by emotional leper » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:09 am
Which Edition Dungeons and Dragons planar cosmology are we working with here?
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by Wyldewode » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:22 am
It's been a while since I've played.
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by emotional leper » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:55 am
Wyldewode wrote: It's been a while since I've played.
Must. Resist. Urge. to make. Buffy joke.
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by Wyldewode » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:32 am
I think I'm the straightman for the Watch. . . I set up the jokes. . . and you complete them.
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