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Sarge, if you're trying to score points by putting up pics of random foxy ladies...

I can assure you it's working! :biggrin:
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exnihilo wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Image
Sarge, if you're trying to score points by putting up pics of random foxy ladies...

I can assure you it's working! :biggrin:
Ex Nihilo, check the thread's title.


Ah! Ah!
Dude looks like a lady!
Ah! Ah!
Dude looks like a lady!
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Emotional Leper wrote:
exnihilo wrote:
sgt.null wrote:Image
Sarge, if you're trying to score points by putting up pics of random foxy ladies...

I can assure you it's working! :biggrin:
Ex Nihilo, check the thread's title.


Ah! Ah!
Dude looks like a lady!
Ah! Ah!
Dude looks like a lady!
The one on the right IS a woman.

Right?

How'd he fake those things? Surgery?
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Birth Control Pills.
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Emotional Leper wrote:Birth Control Pills.
Do the girls who take birth control pills get bigger breasts too?

Damn, I should remember that. "Hey, honey, I'm really worried about what would happen if you got pregnant, I think you should take the pill," ulterior motivations dripping off every word.
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Holsety wrote:
Emotional Leper wrote:Birth Control Pills.
Do the girls who take birth control pills get bigger breasts too?

Damn, I should remember that. "Hey, honey, I'm really worried about what would happen if you got pregnant, I think you should take the pill," ulterior motivations dripping off every word.
Progestogens are required for proper breast tissue development. The Pill is one of the easier to access sources of progestogens.
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who cares if they are women or not - they will be when i retell the story. 8O :biggrin:
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who cares if they are women or not - they will be when i retell the story. 8O :biggrin:
I've been there, dude. If it has a Y chromosome, it is male.
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Emotional Leper wrote: I've been there, dude. If it has a Y chromosome, it is male.
and i say y not? :biggrin:

anyway girl on right reminds me of parker posey.
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The horror, the horror... :O
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Let me interrupt my gay panic to say that as far as the one on the right is concerned...

I'd hit it.
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that is two for one hitting the one on the right. :)
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sgt.null wrote:that is two for one hitting the one on the right. :)
Two evils don't overwrite a good :P
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Emotional Leper wrote:
sgt.null wrote:that is two for one hitting the one on the right. :)
Two evils don't overwrite a good :P
but four lefts make a right.
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Actually, I think it's five. :)

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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Actually, I think it's five. :)

dw
i sucks at math. :)
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Actually, I think it's five. :)

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3, sir!
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Original Direction - North
1st Left Turn - Headed West
2nd Left Turn - Headed South
3rd Left Turn - Headed East (EL is correct - this is the direction that you would have been heading had you originally turned right)
4th Left Turn - Headed North (starting all over again)
5th Left Turn - Headed West for a second time (and, I suspect, the direction that you SHOULD be headed, because the place you're trying to get to isn't where your wife said it is. :) )

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i need an answer now!
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