Entertain me!

[Wyldewode]

I wonder if I shall survive the seeing of the mask?

[emotional leper]

I wonder if I shall survive the seeing of the mask?

That depends.

Do you got the funk?

[Wyldewode]

No, I think I left it behind when I moved here last year.

[emotional leper]

You know what that means, don't you?

[Wyldewode]

No, I have absolutely no idea at all.

[emotional leper]

No, I have absolutely no idea at all.

I can show you, but first you have to put on this blindfold.

[Wyldewode]

Not the blindfold. . .

[emotional leper]

Not the blindfold. . .

But it's so much harder to restrain you if you're able to see to fight back.

Oh well.

Here, just tell me if this rag smells like chloroform.

[Wyldewode]

[emotional leper]

... *sniff* it's not even challenging anymore.

[Wyldewode]

*awakes* Well, if didn't pour the whole bottle of chloroform onto the rag I might have been able to evade you. Instead when you got within 5 feet of me I was overcome.

[emotional leper]

*awakes* Well, if didn't pour the whole bottle of chloroform onto the rag I might have been able to evade you. Instead when you got within 5 feet of me I was overcome.

I have that effect on women.

[Wyldewode]

Of course you do. *pats his arm* Of course you do.

[emotional leper]

Of course you do. *pats his arm* Of course you do.

You are attractive and have many good qualities.

[Wyldewode]

And you're academically dangerous.

[emotional leper]

And you're the cutest of the Scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm-yet-supple... Tight embrace!

*dancing*

[Wyldewode]

I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell

[emotional leper]

Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will our lives become to stressful if I'm never that successful?
Am I crazy?
Am I marryin' a demon?

[Wyldewode]

We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank god, I'll never tell!
I swear that I'll never tell!

[emotional leper]

Nothin' to see.

Move it along.

I'll never... tell.