THE ABC M--O--O--N That Spells.....GAME

[Cagliostro]

M-O-O-N and that spells hemorrhoids, which is what I see when you M-O-O-N me.

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells irritation - which one gets by exposing their hemorrhoids in such frosty weather!

dw

[TIC TAC]

M-O-O-N and that spells Johnsonville

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells Kegerator

[TIC TAC]

M-O-O-N and that spells Lillywhite

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells butt cheeks

[TIC TAC]

M-O-O-N and that spells Massive overspending

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells natural laxatives

[TIC TAC]

M-O-O-N and that spells Oscar Goldman

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells priapism

[TIC TAC]

M-O-O-N and that spells Quickben

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells Rudeness

[TIC TAC]

M-O-O-N and that spells...SPELLS

[dANdeLION]

M-O-O-M that spells this annoying itch in my right leg that hasn't quit in two days now, but there's no rash, no bite, no nothing that even remotely explains why the leg itches, and even if it did explain it, I really don't care, just let it stop, oh, for God's sake, let the itching stop!

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells Unwashed Masses.

[dANdeLION]

M-O-O-N and that spells the earth's natural satellite that shines by the sun's reflected light, revolves about the earth from west to east in about 291⁄2 days with reference to the sun or about 271⁄3 days with reference to the stars, and has a diameter of 2160 miles (3475 kilometers), a mean distance from the earth of about 238,900 miles (384,400 kilometers), and a mass about one eightieth that of the earth.

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells wacky understanding of the alphabet.

dw

[dANdeLION]

M-O-O-N and that spells to expose one's naked buttocks to.

[DukkhaWaynhim]

M-O-O-N and that spells Yo' Mamma!

[dANdeLION]

M-O-O-N and that means to spend time in idle reverie : behave abstractedly.