Ode to a Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie

[emotional leper]

Ode to a Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie

Oh, Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie
There upon my shelf
I cannot count the ways you tempt me
With thy chocolate-y self.
My willpower is not sufficient
A defense: you're too proficient
at making me eat
another treat
until you are all gone.

[JazFusion]

hehe This ode I sing many, many times. Too many. And then after, the lament.

[Wyldewode]

Ode to a Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie

Oh, Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie
There upon my shelf
I cannot count the ways you tempt me
With thy chocolate-y self.
My willpower is not sufficient
A defense: you're too proficient
at making me eat
another treat
until you are all gone.

Very nice. . . are there any left, or are they all gone?

[emotional leper]

Ode to a Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie

Oh, Small, Moist, Chocolate Cookie
There upon my shelf
I cannot count the ways you tempt me
With thy chocolate-y self.
My willpower is not sufficient
A defense: you're too proficient
at making me eat
another treat
until you are all gone.

Very nice. . . are there any left, or are they all gone?

There are some left. One must savour these things.

[Wyldewode]

Yes, as one never knows when one might next receive cookies.

[emotional leper]

Yes, as one never knows when one might next receive cookies.

I beg your pardon, this one knows exactly when one might next receive cookies.

[Wyldewode]

Yes, as one never knows when one might next receive cookies.

I beg your pardon, this one knows exactly when one might next receive cookies.

Oh. . . and when did you become prescient?