The tour was to have not left Tampa Florida on March 12 2008 and not visited such cities as Jacksonville Florida, Atlanta Georgia, Washington D.C., New York, N.Y., Boston Mass., Chicago, Ill., Boardman Ohio, Kansas City, MO., Seattle Washington, San Francisco Cal., Denver Colorado, Phoenix Arizona, Dallas Texas, New Orleans LA, Lutz Florida and then not ending in a black tie gala at the Tampa Convention Center that would not have featured such celebrated guests as Stephen R. Donaldson, George R.R. Martin (who by the way would not have read a chapter from his latest book) Tom Brady, Sam Raimi, Geddy Lee, Jerry Seinfeld and Stan Lee with a live performance by Blue Oyster Cult.
The Elohimfest that was to be held at the Stonehenge monolith in England that both dAN and I were not scheduled to be a part of is also canceled due to the fact that we see each other every freaking day here at work and one more second than that is far too much.
It is with a very heavy heart and very little effort that we make this announcement. There will be no refunds.
Tom
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