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Meet the Flaming Carrot, the comic book world's most mysterious, arcane and perhaps, ridiculous character. One of the founding members of the Mysterymen.
Most of his dialogue is disjointed, but sometimes thought provoking in a Zen Koan fashion. Odd pop culture references and random non-sequiturs abound throughout the stories. He is portrayed as a womanizing, hard drinking, two-fisted, mentally unbalanced individual.
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I love that kind of humor (as long as there are actual jokes occasionally)
