Corrupt a wish

Post by **emotional leper** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:42 pm

drew wrote:Wish Granted (wait two weeks and you'll see the coruption for yourself)

What are you suggesting, sir?

Post by **drew** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:02 pm

-Nothing against you.

just a friendly ribbing about girlfirends in general.
Hell--I'd like me a nice girlfried too.

Adn where's my Poutine?

Post by Ki » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:27 am

Poof--You are in your favorite restaurant with your plate of poutine in front of you but the waiter refers to them as freedom fries thus sending you into a merciless rage. You throw poutine into the waiter's face. With cheese curds and gravy dripping from the waiter's face, he vows vengence as you run out the door. Thus, you can never return to your favorite restaurant again.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:58 am

ZAP!

Your health gets getter by the minute as you read this.
But your mental state will be still quite questionable!

I wish I could get a $2.00 p/hour raise with minimun 40 hours p/week.

Post by Ki » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:45 am

mental health quite questionable, heh? how do you know me? LOL

With this magic wand, I grant your wish. Your boss offers the raise for a 40 hour work week. However, with the raise, your responsibilites increase, not necessarily an increase in work, you end up being everyone's go-to guy, therefore raising your stress to unbearable levels. In addition, the raise puts you in a higher tax bracket, essentially making your raise worth $1/hr.

Whaa, whaaa

I wish I didn't care what others thought of me.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:27 pm

POOPH!

You no longer care care what others think of you.
Now you just wonder why nobody likes you anymore.

Spoiler

(Not really, we still like ya!)

I wish I could get more done in a day's work.

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:07 am

LOL! Yea, I know no one likes me...that's why I wish I didn't care.

Poof! You are able to get more done in a day's work.
Unfortunately, you don't have work friends anymore b/c you are too busy making the most of your time.

I wish I had something good to eat tonight.

Post by **drew** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:34 am

I wish I had something good to eat tonight.

we'll just let you curupt your own wish:

Ki wrote:Poof--You are in your favorite restaurant with your plate of poutine in front of you but the waiter refers to them as freedom fries thus sending you into a merciless rage. You throw poutine into the waiter's face. With cheese curds and gravy dripping from the waiter's face, he vows vengence as you run out the door. Thus, you can never return to your favorite restaurant again.
.

I wish my dad hadn't of stolen my favorite guitar.

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:52 am

LOL!

Shazam! Your dad didn't steal your guitar and you end up in a band that's not very good but keep playing with them anyway, while other opportunities pass you by.

I wish I could watch something funny on TV.

Post by **drew** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:01 am

BONG!!!

There's now something funny on your TV...like right ON your TV...and not funny, 'Ha-Ha' Funny...but more 'strange-funny'. Like some sort of alien or something.

I wish it was warmer.

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:04 am

Magically, it is warmer...in February.....thanks to global warming.

I wish I could sing.

Post by **drew** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:08 am

Okay. You can sing. Pretty good too.
Unfortunatly, not good enough for the American Idol crowd; and when you try out, it's one of those bad nights were Paula is REALLY drunk, and Simon is being a real Prick, and the other guy keeps saying things like, "Yo! word-up homegirl" and you don't really know what it mean; so as you storm out of the room, the host come runnning up to you, and you start bad-mouthing the judges, saying that they don't know anything about singing, and they end up using that clip in a comercial; and you are humiliated.

I wish I had a nice sandwich to eat.

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:19 am

Yum, you have a nice sandwich to eat. After you eat it, though, you hear on the news that the turkey on your sandwich was being recalled due to listeria.

I wish I had a new couch.

Post by **drew** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:22 am

Here's a new couch. Well...new to YOU anyways.
It's actually thrity seven years old; smells like cigars and feet, and most of the stprings are sticking our through the nice checked twed design

I wish I'd go to bed, since it's past midnight here.

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:29 am

Poof...you are in bed since it is past midnight. But you can't sleep b/c you keep thinking about KW and all the wishes you wish you could corrupt.

I wish TooL would tour one more time this year.

Post by **drew** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:31 am

Oh they tour alright...but guess whose city they don't even come close to playing.

I wish that I get a nice refund with my taxes this year

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:36 am

Thank you, Uncle Sam. You got a nice refund this year with your taxes. A month later, you are audited and it's way more than your refund was.

I wish I could take a month off from work.

Post by **drew** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:39 am

Hope you enjoy that nice month off work--in a BODY CAST!!!

I wish I could get a nice massage.

(Who is this Uncle Sam guy anyways--does he work for Revenue Canada?

)

Post by Ki » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:48 am

LOL! I wasn't paying attention to your location. duh!

Whammo....you are enjoying your nice massage, when the masseuse's jealous boyfriend walks in to kick your ass.

I wish we had a bigger home.

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:53 pm

Ka-blooy

Your house is nice and big.
Big enough to have outragous parties and is the envy of the street.

But remember, that big house comes with BIG payments for electric, water, morgage, insurance, and trash (From all those outragous parties)

I would like to wish for a set of new tires on my vehicle.

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