Why doesn't "The Creator" hit the reset button?

[Groovy]

You could always just read them and THEN wait 5 years - at least you won't have to avoid the spoilers here...

I tried the waiting last time, but am finding this way a bit easier. Perhaps the following is blasphemy, but crossing fingers the SRD is healthier than Robert Jordan was (my scheme of avoiding the Wheel of Time until it was done ended up the right move, maybe in more ways than one.)

[Alan]

OK and we all join in with heartfelt "Good Luck"

But Stephen Kings' narrow escape must remind us (ad nauseum) of how fragile we are...

"Lick up the Honey..."

[Mr. Broken]

Delegation, try telling your boss to make his own coffee.

[Alan]

Delegation, try telling your boss to make his own coffee.

Where, precisely, did that one come from?

I'm getting a headache now.