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Ala-kabam--you have a new set of tires on your vehicle. Shortly after having them put on, you drive through a new housing development and get several large nails in them. And you didn't buy the roadside protection.

I wish I didn't have to go out later.
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You don't have to go out later...because you are in a BODY CAST!!!

I wish all my firewood didn't get wet and pretty much ruined.
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Ta Da! Your firewood didn't get wet and pretty much ruined. But, now the wood is too dry and catches fire so easily that it burns down your place.

I wish my son didn't have to read for two hours today.
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POOF

Your son no longer has to read for two hours today.
His homework assignment was to read for four hours every day!

I wish I didn't have to get up so early to go to work.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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Poof! You don't have to get up so early for work. But you have to stay late. Later than usual.

I wish I could lose 15 lbs without trying.
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Okay; which arm would you like me to cut off, left or right?!?!?

Mhuhahahahahahah

I wish Canada would adopt a four day work week.
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Post by Ki »

you are an evil, evil man. :)

sis boom bah! Canada has adopted a four day work week. But you get less pay.

I wish I felt like exercising (don't want to...don't make me do it!!!!)
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Granted!!!

you feel like exercising so much that you can't stop! You've become addicted to exercise, and find yourself building so much muscle that you turn into a body builder, and no one finds you attractive any more.

I wish I didn't have to write that essay that's due Friday.
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Ta Da! You don't have to write that essay that's due on Friday. But that means you get a 0 on it and it drops your grade significantly.

I wish I could eat birthday cake tomorrow and not worry about the calories.
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Poof! The birthday cake was made with that fake fat -- you get to spend the rest of the weekend in the bathroom with "anal leakage". (Ew. Sorry.)

I wish it was 5:30 already.
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lol...well, I had that coming Ali. :)

Wham bam, ma'am...it's 5:30 already. But traffic is HORRIBLE and you're stuck in a crawling line of slow cars for an hour.

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Post by Cheval »

KA-BAM!
Your word racer rating just improved.
Your scoring is now above zero.


I wish that I didn't get termites in my bathroom walls.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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With my magic wand, I remove the termites from your bathroom walls....but now you have termites all over your house

I wish it wasn't raining today on my first real vacation day
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(FOUF!) Granted.

The trouble is, it is instead a sun of pestilence. Good luck with THAT, Marid.

I wish I were perfectly healthy again.
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Wha la! You are perfectly healthy....now get to work on your honey-do list!

I wish TooL would quickly release a new album.
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FOUF! Granted.

Unfortunately for you, it is a collection of Pat Boone covers.

I wish my honey-do list was done!
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Your honey do list is all done. Unfortunately, the lovely Ms. Gunslinger has volunteered you to help a friend move.

I wish I had Cherry Garcia ice cream.
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FOUF! Granted. Too bad for you, it is served in Marlon Brando's underwear.

I wish I'd never agreed to help move my wife's friend.
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Post by Cheval »

SHAZAM!

You never did help move your wife's friend.
However, since you refused to help. your wife is furious with your slacking and won't speak to you for two weeks.


I wish I had enough money to pay all my bills this month.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Ki »

I have the power to grant your wish!!! You have enough money to pay all your bills this month. But that doesn't leave any left over for any fun at all.

I wish I could come up with a great April Fool's prank for Malik.
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