Corrupt a wish

Post by **magickmaker17** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:25 pm

Poof! It comes to you as if from a dream: Put vaseline under the handle of his car!!! But you forget its there, and need to go out, and lo and behold, you have a hand covered in vaseline!

I wish it was going to be sunny this weekend while we're on tour.

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:47 pm

AlakaZOT! It will be beautifully sunny on Saturday and Sunday...in Florida. Unfortunately, you won't be there.

I wish all the tourists who take the Metro in DC would stand to the right on the escalators, so us locals can run for the train on the left.

Post by Ki » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:37 pm

Poof! Wish granted...all the tourists on the Metro stand to the right so you can run, but then you trip and fall, scraping your pretty knees.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:29 am

POOF!
Your headache is completely gone.
Now it's your back and feet that hurt.

I wish that SpongeBob Squarepants was off the air.

Post by **thefirst** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:31 am

Poof! Sponge Bob is off the air, but now it's the only thing playing at the movie theaters.

I wish my insomnia would go away!

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:28 am

thefirst wrote: I wish my insomnia would go away!

POOF!

You now sleep soundly as soon as your head hits the pillow.
The next day you read about a "win millions for staying awake the longest contest".

I wish English was the only language spoken in the world.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:03 pm

Everybody now speaks only English.
The problem now is that you only understand German!

I wish that I didn't have to crawl under houses at work to do wiring.

Post by **drew** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:51 pm

POOP!!

You just a got a new electrical contract, and it GARENTEES that you will NOT have to CRAWL underneith any houses.

Largly because the contract is for house-BOATS...so instead of crawling under them...you have to SWIM under them.

Shocking, eh?

I wish people wouldn't honk their horns at me, when I double park on a busy street.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:05 pm

ZZZZZAAAAAPPPP

When you double park, horns will NOT blare and people will NOT mind.
In fact, they will smile -
Because they will see the traffic cop giving you the ticket for double parking.

I wish I had some food in the house.

Post by **aliantha** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:06 am

Shazam! Not only is there *some* food in the house, but your place is packed with foodstuffs! Jammed to the rafters with every possible thing to eat!

Unfortunately, it's so packed with food that you can't get in the front door, so you have to pitch a tent in the yard.

I wish it weren't raining.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:15 am

aliantha wrote: I wish it weren't raining.

POOF!

Now it's snowing but at the same rate as rain.
Soon the snow will be over your house and you haven't even a shovel.

I wish earthquakes would destroy all man made objects.

[yeah! corrupt a negative, bitches! ]

Post by **thefirst** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:09 pm

Nature destroys all manmade objects, but it also destroys KW and all copies of SRD's works. - Woe to the insomniacs

I wish tabloids would stop printing magazines.

Post by Ki » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:27 pm

Ta-Da! Kabloomy! All tabloids stop printing magazines, but now ET has taken over all the TV stations to bring us celebrity news.

I wish Spongebob would NEVER go off the air.

Post by **Auleliel** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:36 pm

Abracadabra! Spongebob is never off the air, but it is only on for five-minute segments at 3 in the morning.

I wish I was not so tired.

Post by Ki » Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:06 am

Bam! You are not tired. Now you have no excuse to clean.

I wish I could do better on my diet again.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue May 13, 2008 2:14 am

*Ultrathin*

You do so well with a newer diet that you just cannot STOP losing the pounds.
Within a 2 month period, you dwindle down to nothing and vanish into thin air.

My wish is to win a Martial Art Tournament.

Post by **aliantha** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:54 pm

*Hi-ya!* You won!

Unfortunately, the reigning champion was your father, who is a sore loser. Not only are you grounded until the end of time, but you've been cut out of the will.

I wish ice cream was calorie free.

Post by **Auleliel** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:08 pm

*Poof*
Ice cream is now calorie-free. However, it is also flavor-free and has the texture of a pail full of sand.

I wish I never had another headache ever again.

Post by Ki » Wed May 14, 2008 1:25 am

Ka-bam, you never have another headache but the pain has to go somewhere and it's in your neck.

I wish I had a new couch

Post by **Auleliel** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:46 am

Abracadabra.
You have a new couch. It is puce with turquoise and magenta stripes, and is made out of recycled toothpicks.

I wish somebody else would do my packing for me, exactly the way I would if I actually felt like packing.

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Corrupt a wish