Stupid D&D Monsters

[I'm Murrin]

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Someone should make a game that uses nothing but the stupidest animal hybrids.
I actually don't think his "top five" (or at least four of them--number 3 was pretty stupid) were as stupid as some of the ones listed before them.

[Phantasm]

I think I work with a guy who used to be stench kow. He's doppleganged himself into human form, but his farts could kill.

[stonemaybe]

He must be a stenchkowwere then?

It's odd what people consider 'monsters' isn't it? i remember when I was a kid my sister had a book called 'East of Eden' (I think) (maybe 'east of midnight'?) and on the cover was some sort of innocent rural scene, except the sheep had carnivore teeth. Used to scare the hell out of me.

[CovenantJr]

I agree that the ones outside the top five were largely much more stupid. The biggest laugh came from the vampire frog, though - not because it's any more stupid than any of the others, but because of the bit about stabbing in the head.

[Sorus]

Thanks, I needed that.

[sgt.null]

i had forgotten about most of the article. and i am so using lurker above in a poem.

[Tulizar]

Now, if you know Dungeons and Dragons, you know what a Beholder is. I particularly like these guys, if only because I like drawing eyes and teeth...of which Beholders have plenty.

Geez...I think it's about time to change my avatar.