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Cail..... That was so much of an overshare that I shall never be able to think of you the same from here on out. :throwup: You are forever tainted to me now. :cry:
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I'm sorry, did you say "taint"?
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Yes. Tainted. If we ever do meet in person there will be a part of my brain thinking, "This guy would let Shania Twain take a dump on him. Gross" That kind of tainted.
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I mean, I wouldn't ask her to, but I'd give her the benefit of the doubt if she did.
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I dunno. Your emphaticism scared me alot. Even Cag wanted adult supervision. 8O
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Cail wrote:I mean, I wouldn't ask her to, but I'd give her the benefit of the doubt if she did.
:lol: What benefit of the doubt? You've just been potentially shat upon! That is some mighty big doubt. Even after #2, "You're Still The One"? :lol:
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Cail wrote:...But entirely accurate. I'd let her poo on me.

Dude, that's the sickest thing I've ever heard!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I can't believe you said that.
I also know her personally.
She's a beautiful and respectful woman who has been through so much and has done so much for people in need.
The next time she's peeing on me I'm going to tell her what you said you sick bastard!
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So I click on this thread just to find out what the topic is all about and now I'm thinking..."You read it, you can't UN read it." Ugh.
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I don't care how hot a guy is, for me that is a total dealbreaker. 8O
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That's a little more than a dealbreaker.... :lol:
It sickens me to the point of laughter that we have to poo-poo the idea of feces funtime as foreplay. Who thinks these things up? :lol: This has to be fiction! :lol:

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HAHAHAHAHA! DW you are too much. :biggrin:
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Look, with most women, it'd be a dealbreaker, with Shania.....Hell, at least she doesn't snore.

Shania Twain....#1 in my heart, #2 on my chest..... :lol:
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Isn't she from Cleveland? :?
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No, but she is a steamer.
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hhhmmm, a 42 year old steamed clam........ :(
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I'm scarred for life now. Thank you Esmer. GAH. Even a scorching lysol and sandpaper scrub down can't cure me anymore.
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I thought she was Canadian?

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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:I thought she was Canadian?

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This whole discussion makes me queasy. Sure, I'd plate, but not on me.

Then again, I'm more of an oral personality.
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8O

And poor Elfie stumbles in on this poo-laden topic thinking it's about guys going to the gym...

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