The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk

[Montresor]

Hallucinagenic enemas . . . I think I have heard of that before.

From what an Italian language teacher told me in high school, I seem to recall that Italian hospitals use the sepository as the default.

I'm surprised they didn't put methylated spirits and a loaf of bread on that list. Walk through the Valley on a Sunday morning in Brisbane and you'll see how bad that shit is for the destitute.

I knew some friends of a friend who had their own home brew kit. One day, they got the bright idea of using their bong waster instead of regular water for a brew. When they finally tried it, they were almost hospitalised.

[Zarathustra]

I knew some friends of a friend who had their own home brew kit. One day, they got the bright idea of using their bong waster instead of regular water for a brew. When they finally tried it, they were almost hospitalised.

Can't be any worse than Bud or any other macro beer.

There is nothing in bong water that can be any worse than pot smoke. I have trouble believing they were "almost hospitalized." And if they actually used bong water instead of regular water (unlikely, because you'd need gallons of bong water to brew beer--who has that much bong water?), any stray particulate matter would settle out with the rest of the hop solids, proteins, yeast, etc. that settles at the bottom of the fermenter. I would expect this to taste bad, but it's unlikely to be harmful.

[Montresor]

There is nothing in bong water that can be any worse than pot smoke. I have trouble believing they were "almost hospitalized." And if they actually used bong water instead of regular water (unlikely, because you'd need gallons of bong water to brew beer--who has that much bong water?), any stray particulate matter would settle out with the rest of the hop solids, proteins, yeast, etc. that settles at the bottom of the fermenter. I would expect this to taste bad, but it's unlikely to be harmful.

I imagine they may have supplemented the fluid with some regular water, though I don't know, as I've never asked for a scientific breakdown of the recipe. From what I recall, they 'accrued' the bong water over a short period of time, so it was basically sitting fetid for a while. In any case, they were very, very, very sick young men afterwards.

[sgt.null]

the prisoners used to get a hair tonic called green dragon. they would mix it with oj and drink that. caused some vomiting as well as a bad hangover.

they also had right guard spray at one point and got drunk off of that.