What condiment do *you* put on a hot dog?
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What condiment do *you* put on a hot dog?
What condiment do *you* put on a hot dog?
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i like chili dawgs!!! yummae!! cheese, chili, mustard, and onions!
if no chili then just mustard and onion.
if no chili then just mustard and onion.

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have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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Ah...if I didn't already know, that would confirm that you are a Chicago lad.Damelon wrote:Mustard, onion, a slice of dill pickle, and a sprinkling of celery salt on top.
I'm a Brooklyn girl through and through...
Gulden's mustard
chopped, or preferably "bar-be-cued" onion
a tiny smear of pickle relish, not sweet
and tons of heated sauerkraut
Preferably on a Boars Head or Sabrett all beef natural casing dog that's been simmered, not grilled...
(although a grilled carrot for carrot dogs with the same condiments are awesome when I want to go veggie)
...and in a Nature's Own Honey Wheat bun
yum

Re: What condiment do *you* put on a hot dog?
Alright!!High Lord Tolkien wrote:At the risk of being beaten by Cail, I'm a ketchup guy.
See Mom?
I am not the only one who puts ketchup on their hot dogs. So there.
Mustard and sauerkraut...

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Chili cheese dogs, when I can get 'em. With onions. Mmmmmbaby!
Otherwise I'm good with yer spicy brown mustard and pickles. Onions if I've got 'em. Sometimes ketchup, too (don't hurt me -- I was raised that way!), but usually not with the spicy mustard.
Best frank-type product I've ever tried is Hebrew National's Polish sausages. (Altho since I've been doing the lowfat thing for several months, I'm not sure I could tolerate them any more.)
Otherwise I'm good with yer spicy brown mustard and pickles. Onions if I've got 'em. Sometimes ketchup, too (don't hurt me -- I was raised that way!), but usually not with the spicy mustard.
Best frank-type product I've ever tried is Hebrew National's Polish sausages. (Altho since I've been doing the lowfat thing for several months, I'm not sure I could tolerate them any more.)


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Chili, cheese, onions. Just mustard and onions at the ball park.
Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.
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There's no one way to do a dog!
Sometimes it's golden mustard, onion, and relish.
Sometimes it's chili, onion, cheese, and golden mustard. (Some people think that it you have chili, you don't need mustard. Noobs.)
Kraut and mustard is good, when you get a chance.
Once, I saw a hot dog in a gutter on the side of the street. It had ketchup on it. I called 911 - I think they took care of it. :cringe:
Sometimes it's golden mustard, onion, and relish.
Sometimes it's chili, onion, cheese, and golden mustard. (Some people think that it you have chili, you don't need mustard. Noobs.)
Kraut and mustard is good, when you get a chance.
Once, I saw a hot dog in a gutter on the side of the street. It had ketchup on it. I called 911 - I think they took care of it. :cringe:
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No doubt. Mustard is the shiznit, arguably the best condiment out there.wayfriend wrote:(Some people think that it you have chili, you don't need mustard. Noobs.)
Shoot, if I had a sister and found out Mustard was sleeping with her, I wouldn't even be upset.
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Yellow mustard and dill relish.
Chili, cheese, and jalapenos.
Onions and a touch of barbeque sauce.
Spicy mustard is for corn dogs.
If it's a good enough dog, and cooked right, you don't need any condiment. Or a bun. Just a fork and an appetite for greatness.
Ketchup is for french fries, and only when there is no Arbys Spicy Three Pepper Sauce. Having said that, my grandmother made an excellent home-made spicy ketchup. It ended up more like Tabasco, but she called it ketchup.
Its all good...
Chili, cheese, and jalapenos.
Onions and a touch of barbeque sauce.
Spicy mustard is for corn dogs.
If it's a good enough dog, and cooked right, you don't need any condiment. Or a bun. Just a fork and an appetite for greatness.
Ketchup is for french fries, and only when there is no Arbys Spicy Three Pepper Sauce. Having said that, my grandmother made an excellent home-made spicy ketchup. It ended up more like Tabasco, but she called it ketchup.
Its all good...
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I completely disagree. The mustard isn't to add a hotness that the chili lacks, as you suggest. Rather, it's a melding of multiple flavors of exceptional savoriness. Would you say a hamburger doesn't need a bun if the lettuce is good enough? Noooo. Well, same thing. (Try it!)dlbpharmd wrote:If the chili is good, you don't need mustard.
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hmm...wayfriend wrote:I completely disagree. The mustard isn't to add a hotness that the chili lacks, as you suggest. Rather, it's a melding of multiple flavors of exceptional savoriness. Would you say a hamburger doesn't need a bun if the lettuce is good enough? Noooo. Well, same thing. (Try it!)dlbpharmd wrote:If the chili is good, you don't need mustard.
This is the reason why I put a touch of mustard in my macaroni and cheese. I can see the reasoning here for the chili dog.

Bastard!rdhopeca wrote:First, it has to be an all beef hot dog.
Second, ketchup only. And plenty of it...and next time I'll mutter "This is for you, Cail" when I plaster it on there...

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