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Nose picker sitting right next to you
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Oral surgery
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pr0n.

Well...really crappy pr0n anyways.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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"Queer-Eye For The Straight Guy" all-weekend marathon.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Really bad things.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Slipping on a dangled participle.
- Woody -
Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!

"Desecration requires no knowledge. It comes freely to any willing hand." - Amok
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talking in your sleep
I live in my own little world...but its okay, they know me here!
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Unpublished Manuscripts in your attic.
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Volunteering information better left kept to yourself.
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Waking up to a fire alarm.
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Xeroxing your butt just as the boss walks in.
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yawning during an important meeting
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"Zipity Doo Dah" stuck in your head.
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Aggravated husbands
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Battered wives
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Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Crushed Dreams
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Dirty feet
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Extra Lithunanian phrases stuck in your head.
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Farting in a crowded elevator
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Gasoline prices
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